Texas Children Open Oil Derrick To Splash Around On Hot Day

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That’s not oil.

Huh what

Texas is the home of free Derrick Chavin Chokeholds and Covid 19 ?

They’re going to be lit on fire.

We do this AND ride a horse to school.

Ewh. Dirt

TylerBerry25

The Onion Headlines never fail to amuse me.

tbf its probably cheaper and cleaner then their water. 😅

BplugGonzalez please contact family to confirm

Derrick sounds a fun guy! 🤸‍♂️

Nature is healing 🤗

Cheaper than water right now.

Uh oh

GovAbbott realDonaldTrump This is how Governor Abbott diverts from his inept handling the Pandemic at the State level; likely a suggestion from Trump as a remedy to Climate change.

From a technical standpoint, oil has a higher boiling point than water, you will get cooked faster in water than oil as the temperature rises. So boil your kids if you are in a hurry!

I want to bring a lighter with me :)

Excellent sunscreen 10,000 spf

Looks like venom had fun

A rite of passage as a Texan

So many levels on which this is wrong.

Oil is cheap right now.

Where? I live in Texas I got to go N O W

oh god oh fuk theyre gonna get bombed

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