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For Christ’s sake, don’t give ‘em any ideas!
Most men agree with the age of -1
I wish this wasn't plausible lmao
Nice swerv
doug buying his plane ticket right now
*eliminating*
Sweet home Alabama Where my wife's my sis too.
Next, introducing a Living Bill: If it breathes, it can consent.
It’s important that kids.. you know what we’re bailing this one boys. This is a no-go no-go on the tweet
G0ffThew Sigh, give it time
Sounds like entrapment of the stupid kind. Cause kids usually make the best sugar driven decisions. Sugar the white power of choice for kids under the age of consent.
. RealJudgeMoore , it looks like you're cleared to run in the next election 😉
lawprofblawg I’ve read the bill and do not disagree with this headline. Y’all rock!
revision break 😂 MilneAngusHead
Hear those chains a'rattlin... You WILL have this baby whether you WANT TO or NOT.
Your such a shame to women
MilneAngusHead
she's certainly dressed for the part.
G0ffThew what
The bill also removes restrictions on familiar relations a.k.a. The uncle daddy provisor.
Finally! A bill I can get behind!👧🏼
Seriously How is this woman the Governor of Alabama must less the Preident of her HOA? She must have a really large family.
So funny it is hilariously wrong. Lol
There are so, so many terribly, criminally wrong jokes that could be made. You, like me, will go to hell for even thinking about it for a second.
Brutal
This is way too close to reality
We live in a truly backwards time when we have to double check to make sure it’s an Onion article.
Yes a hag
sweet home, alabama
I had to double check that this is The Onion. You never know.
GovernorKayIvey should of been aborted.
honestly, this is one of the most believable onion articles i've seen
Oh Onion how are you so clever?
MissZindzi X_X
Lowering the age of consent would be a left-wing policy, would’ve been a better joke if it was something the right actually wants.
this almost got me then I saw it was by the onion
Deleting 'consent' from the laws.
lmfaooo
shocked, but not surprised
Consent for what exactly?
judgeroymooreAL is probably looking at this with glee not realizing it's a joke.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened
gottem
Get it.
Ouch.
Its a free for all for lower than feces
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