, but when I was getting ready to leave for the final round of auditions, I spilled a big pot of gravy all over my apartment. It was all in the rugs, carpets, everything.
I couldn’t just leave it there, or it would crust up and my house would smell like gravy forever. I had to call to reschedule, and before I had another shot, they booked Madonna.”
'So the usual, Robert?' 'Yes Sir Mr. Producer Sir' 'Fine' 'I'm Batman' 'Of course Robert'
Robert Pattinson could play anything and I'd watch it and still be in love with him
This is genius!
Would’ve sucked at that too
Hell yeah
pynchon biopic is coming some day keep faith inshallah
WHY DOES HE LOOK SOO MUCH LIKE OETE DAVIDSON?
You can see why he's many actor's great white whale
Robert Pattinson would make a good pine cone. Wooden, useless, and everywhere for no reason.
Themselves
Midget porn
Renee Zellweger never got to play MLK, because of the mounting pressure regarding both the use of blackface and the questionable prosthetic, which producers claimed would have been 'necessary and tasteful'.
Sam Jackson and the n word go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
FR, Carl Von Linde was incredibly interesting, and jameelajamil would crush it as the writer-director of his biopic😍😍🤩🤩
'I would like to show the world my true acting abilities by playing the lead role of Mavis Beacon in Mavis Beacon: The World's First Black Typist.' - Steven Seagal.
Oscar bait
Papa Smurf - Jon Voight AND Al Pacino
Best Carl von Linde-centric content I’ve seen all day.
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