Man Waking Up Spends Few Relaxing Moments In Bed Before Remembering He’s Kevin Spacey

LOS ANGELES—Luxuriating in the precious few seconds before the real world came rushing back to him, local man Kevin Spacey reportedly spent a few moments in bed relaxing Friday morning before remembering he is Kevin Spacey. “Oh, fuck,

that’s right,” mumbled Spacey, who had spent the previous moments basking in the early morning sunlight shining on his face through the window before remembering that he was a total fucking asshole facing dozenI’m a real monster huh? Just an irredeemable piece of shit. Well, back to bed, I guess.” At press time, Spacey was suppressing the inescapable pit in his stomach by reminding himself he did nothing wrong and everyone else was just jealous.

Poor guy.

And freaking out because Spacey is all about the cock.

How about a movie that blends the bleakness of American Beauty and the teen rancor of American Pie? America Beauty Pie?

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'7:00 a.m.: Time to murder my accusers.'

poor guy

My favourite moments are ones like these where you surprise me in the end.. 😆

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Kevin Spacey that he didn't exist.

Same

I like to wake up, remember I'm unemployed, roll over, & go back to sleep. But that's just me.

I’m afraid to know what’s happening below the bottom edge of that picture.

This is what they call 'imposter syndrome' and usually happens when you wake up right before your alarm goes off

'He Kevin Spacey' would have been preferred Onion style.

and i thought gregor samsa had it bad

We all wake up a bit Spacey sometimes.

When I read too many onion articles it then makes me forget that every normal article isn’t satire.

The ultimate nightmare.

Oh damn

😆😆😆

We've all done that!

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