25-Year-Old Woman's Biggest Dream Still Being Popular High School Student

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BRISTOL, CT—Approaching the second half of her twenties with a college degree, a full-time job, and a wide circle of friends, local woman Amanda Lasky’s main goal in life still remains being a popular high school student, sources close to the 25-year-old confirmed.

Moreover, the woman who completed high school nearly 10 years ago said that she is determined to be a high school student who impresses Jackie and Taylor with her clear skin and flat stomach, which Lasky’s been working on every morning before her full-time job in the hopes of one day being invited to go shopping or hang out after school.

“Oh wow! You look so cute today!” Andrea Lowden, a popular member of the student council told Lasky in one of many cherished encounters that the 25-year-old is hoping to have one day. “That color is great on you. I definitely want one of those, but I can never find them for some reason. Probably because they’re sold out.

While aspiring to eventually be on Homecoming Court and having a life where she can focus on balancing cheerleading with being chair of the prom committee, Lasky acknowledged that she wants to date one of three people: J.D.

At press time, Lasky was eating a salad during her lunch break because that’s what Jackie and Taylor usually eat.

 

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Why so many lady teachers bone kids

You can be anything you want as long as you identify as that thing.

I'm convinced this is a reason too many people become teachers

peaked in high school joke

'Woman new to fitness thinks people are motivated to see her '10 lbs down' pics 8 times a day.'

It could happen but the window is closing quick

A man is as big as his dreams.

Far too real lol.

Her and Elon Musk.

25 year old was 14 in 2005?

My god, an't that the truth. Not to paint every woman that way, but the wannbe popular girls can turn something as petty as damn role playing game into a utter train wreck complete with real crimes.

She is pretty attractive

Sauce?

I mean who’s isn’t?

Don’t worry, you’ll get another chance with the mom’s club.

She’ll just have to settle for being the boss of the popular ones.

She should get a gig on Fox New or run for Qongress

First thing she needs a new hair style and some nails. Then we just have to work on her clothes. Then she needs instagram. It’s just like high school.

Now the virtue signal on social media expecting that result.

Next best option: Join MAGA.

I’m popular…

And that is how Karen was created

She can invent a new gender and try to get the attention she didn't get in high school.

becoming a high school English teacher could satisfy this

Sadly people like this do exist

Amazing.

Sounds familiar. Except she's like 37 😹🤮☠️

Yellowjackets

I think i know her!

She should become an actress. She could play a high school student well into her 30s.

I heard all the news media outlets are owned and controlled by . Not sure if its a conspiracy or not, but i see similarities. 😝🤪

dang deep man... dang birth control... it's like this man : arrested development

“What made you want to be a school counselor?”

Seems accurate

while sniffing glue

What subject does she teach?

Never Been Kissed (1999)

is this a still from a porn video

She still has the reunion

Must be a transwoman

Bet this is a lot of people in my home state (Missouri) where asking people where they went to high school is important for some reason 🤣

All the life coaches say it’s never too late

Teach school And be very very very friendly with the boys

Some time of serious reflection on the Casting Couch...

Most Americans still emotionally stuck in high school

So, she’s a public school teacher.

I work w her…& she’s 42.

My American high school was a bullet riddled death trap. Educational staff had to ban lockers because they kept exploding. Local recruiter was so impressed by me surviving the school that they immediately tried to enlist me into the ARMY after i graduated in 2005 .

Ouch

This is like the losers who still wear their high school letter jackets and talk about that one football game they played in 30 years ago.

'If I could just go back in time with what I know now.....'

Shoulda got a boob job.

jk_rowling

Describes every politician.

Just have to put out. Simple.

That chick doesn’t look a day younger than 35.

We laugh but I have taught with people who act this way.

often simple truths

Popular highschool anime boy*

Mood.

45-Year-Old Man:

😄 I known tons of people still stuck there

25? And that’s the photo you went with?

Well, that explains the donuts and cookies that magically appear at the office with her picture on them

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