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13 Adorable Photos Of Baby Farm Animals, But With Each Click, Another Appendage Will Be Cut Off Our Finance Director’s Body. How Far Will You Go? When Will You Let It Stop?

Aw! Look at this little guy! Doesn’t he remind you of Babe? Our finance director’s name is Rick Cerveres. If you click to the next slide, we will cut off his index finger.

7/1/2020 3:30:00 AM

13 Adorable Photos Of Baby Farm Animals, But With Each Click, Another Appendage Will Be Cut Off Our Finance Director’s Body. How Far Will You Go? When Will You Let It Stop?

Aw! Look at this little guy! Doesn’t he remind you of Babe? Our finance director’s name is Rick Cerveres. If you click to the next slide, we will cut off his index finger.

Okay then. Here we go. Make way for ducklings! Aww, snuggle, snuggle! Hope you enjoyed this one, because an innocent man just had his right hand lopped off. He’s screaming and just evacuated his bowels.Advertisement“Baa! My name is Frances and I’m as soft and fluffy as a cloud!” There goes his other hand. Chopped clean off. He’s lost a lot of blood and is in shock now. Going to keep clicking?

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AdvertisementCutie-pie alert! Rick has a family, you know. A wife and three kids, and they may not even recognize him if you decide to click that arrow.AdvertisementHere’s a little horsey that you just want to take home and pet all day! And sitting right here on the table in front of me is our finance director’s big toe. Here’s an update: Rick has passed out from the pain. We’re reviving him, though, because for the purposes of this psychological experiment, it’s best if he’s conscious throughout the torture so you’re fully aware he will suffer. Do you want to continue?

AdvertisementRight arm gone. These wuvable wittle bunny wabbits’ names are Floppy and Hoppy.AdvertisementLeft arm gone. This little guy loves running around all over the farm. Woof, woof!AdvertisementYou’re a real cold bastard, aren’t you? Well, here it is, a picture of a baby donkey nuzzling its mother. It’s cute, yes, but is the fleeting sense of satisfaction it gives you worth the lasting disfigurement of our finance director, Rick? We just cut off his left ear. Are you bold enough to stay in the game?

AdvertisementYou were informed that your decision to view another image of an adorable baby farm animal would be contingent on the brutalization of our finance director, and yet you have chosen, time after time, to proceed. Interesting. Cute chicks. We cut off Rick’s penis.

AdvertisementWe bet you’re enjoying this. You’re just sitting there at your goddamn computer going goo-goo over this teeny-tiny little furball. Rick was begging for you to stop, but we can’t hear his pleas anymore because we’ve moved on from appendages and have ripped out his tongue with a pair of pliers. Do you dare make this go any further?

AdvertisementApparently you do. Rick has no eyes anymore.AdvertisementMight as well enjoy this tiny little lamb and whatever the hell comes next. Doesn’t hurt to carve up a dead man any further, right, you soulless pile of shit? Read more: The Onion »

All the way he is having a bad day No regrets. small price to pay for adorable photos of baby farm animals. Great start to the day, sorry about your director. Totally worth it. NEVER K but where's the downside? ClayWendler Out of material, Onion? What’s the catch?🤔 Y’all just don’t give a fuck lately!!! Will you marry me?

Thirteen pictures is not enough! Hire more directors! Trump is looking cute Hey, , you ok? It’s alright to ask for help. Oh my. A cop with big ears. As long as I live the pain will not end Pigs feet in brine. Yummy. MOAR PICTURES!!! These are trick questions, right? Is the finance director alive to begin with.

No regrets I read through the comments and am okay with clicking that dude’s appendages off. This was great! Depends... How good is your finance director? what about screenshots Where’s ma baby? I'll let it stop when people buy my product. Who even has 13 appendages these days? The last pic is adorable 'Rick passed out, but we revived him' ruined it, is he passed out or dead? If he's just passed out you don't have to revive him, dummies.

Shades of Stanley Milgram..OMG The hardest choices require the strongest finance directors. I'm old enough to remember National Lampoon's version, 'Buy this magazine or we'll kill this dog.' I love this. The ending was really funny lucky Finance director, you say? Those ears would look good in my dogs mouth.

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