What is Mary is holding on to in this NSFW stained glass window?

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Brings a whole new meaning to 'body of Christ' at communion 😬

AdvertisementIn this sculpture, the Virgin Mary is seen holding her son in her arms after he was crucified.

However, this artist – in an effort to show the darker shading in Jesus’ inner thigh – has accidentally made it look like he’s packing a Bratwurst in his robes. There obviously wasn’t some sort of blasphemy checker in residence when the piece was installed in the currently-unidentified church. Commenters on the original tweet also seem similarly unbothered by the potential they may be smote for their impiety.Another said: ‘The second coming?’ which was countered with a suggestion that this depicted ‘The staff of life.’

 

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