Ulrika Jonsson says she'll 'be a virgin again' by the end of lockdown

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Ulrika Jonsson says she’ll ‘be a virgin again’ by the end of lockdown as she isolates separately from new boyfriend

ULRIKA Jonsson has said that she'll "be a virgin again" by the end of lockdown as she isolates separately from her new boyfriend., 18 months after she had come out of a "largely barren 14-year relationship" to third husband Brian Monet.Ulrika Jonsson has said that she'll 'be a virgin again' by the end of lockdownBo, 19, Martha, 15 and Malcolm, 11, away from her new man.

"It took a lot to get my inner sexual engine started up again - only for coronavirus to take away the petrol and dump me in an isolated garage on the edge of nowhere.The TV star has had to isolate at home with kids Bo, 19, Martha, 15 and Malcolm, 11, away from her new man. Pictured with eldest son Cameron, 25, alsoAdding: "I know you might argue that missing intimacy, touch, love and affection, is way down the list of needs and musts right now - and I hear you.

The mum-of-four explained how the sex life between her and third husband Brian - who she met in 2006 - went from fruitful to non-existent even in the early days of their relationship.

 

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Who actually cares about her sex life what an attention seeker

Had more pricks than kerplunk

🤣🤣...I very much doubt that 🤔

StanCollymore its ypur fault for knocking her about

What a silly thing to say you only a virgin once. Don't attention seek

Not sure that’s how it works...but appreciate the story. Great read....

Why is this news?

Boot

So bloody what, is this important?

At least no need to put the seat down now tho

But old

That's like the Grand Canyon being filled ..never going to happen

Piss off, no-one cares

Has anyone pointed out to UlrikaJohnsson that once you’ve slept with almost anybody that’s anybody, a pandemic that stops you from intercourse can’t change you into a virgin - you’re still a slut dear!

Wizard’s sleeve

Never a truer word spoken yawn

That must be like sealing the Channel Tunnel

Wizard sleeve might shrink

Still would

That's not how it works

Who even cares

ok a) why do the keeping harping on about this and b) does Ulrika keep doing so too!? Who wins out of this story? Both of you? Coz you keep selling this story? Yes quite! It is PATHETIC! GET A FRICKIN LIFE the pair of you

Also the road tunnels and subways for no lorries or any transport go through them right now.

Huh me too lol

I dunno love! Be like waving a stick around a big park...

TMI!!!

She has two children still at school and we know what kids can be like. 🤔

No shame that one!

No way that cavernous hole is tightening up

Probably like a wizards sleeve...

I bet her latest bloke has to strap a plank of wood to his arse to stop him falling in.

Poor old thing ...

I'm sure shes had that much dick in the past it will be like putty

Well done the sun. Fantastic piece of journalism. What utter shit. piersmorgan GMB

Nae chance of that!!

yawn

It would be like entering the Blackwell tunnel.

She would need more cement than a builders merchant to fill that crack

I doubt it. Done more lengths than michael phelps

Trash

Does she really need another boyfriend, Jesus!

Breaking news

K

wow, your kids must be so proud..NOT

For an old woman shes very immature....grow up ffs

Oh really Keep it to yourself however it does get you in the news🤨

Blonde bimbo.. you’ve got 4 Or what ever kids ... impossible to be a Virgin luv 🤷‍♀️

lol! is she not 4X4.....

Eh?! UlrikaJonsson

The 50 year old virgin

Peak 2020 news

Oh for goodness sake!

No toy kit under the bed?

Who gives a shit

Its impossible to be a virgin again that ship has sailed 🙄

Wow great news sun

Ffs I’m just about to eat

Think that horse bolted years ago.

These celebs are total morons at times! People are dying we’re all struggling to make ends meet and pay our bills feed our families. And their on about this crap! Or The multimillionaires ripping off the taxpayer to pay their staff disgusting greedy cts

Have a shuffle girl

It won’t do get any harm, she’s had more pricks than a second hand dart board

Ha ha! It’s seen more helmet than Afghanistan 🇦🇫 😂😂

I doubt it she's got a fanny like the top end of a welly boot

Who gives a fig about this woman

Can she actually remember that far back pmsl

The Sun does not shine there

Ffs u think 🤔 no chance of that ur the local bike for the rich 🤡🤪🦠🤧😷🤔

Yeah .... no. You can’t just become a virgin again out of the blue

Is she loooing to become 5x5

Seriously is this the best you have? Try reporting real news.

Oh no Yuk. Too much information

She's had more pricks than a fucking pin cushion.

There’s bigger things to be worrying about than that!!! 🙄 (no pun intended!)

Oh shut up !

There’s not enough sewing materials in the world to make her feel like a virgin again! 😯

Heard it all before ;)

Nobody cares we’re all too busy trying to stay alive

I bet it echoes!

🤢

Shes Tidy

Call Stan he will come around an help you

🤮🤮

Oh bore off 🙄🤦‍♀️

Very sorry to hear about your plight Ulrika and sincerely hope your fanny gets hammered soon

Maybe she could retake GCSE biology to ease the boredom

Classy as always

Dirty old cow.

Yeah, that’s how it works...

More pricks than a pub dart board🎯

shes seen more cock than a chicken farmer.

She’s had more pricks than a second hand pin cushion. She NEEDS a break!!

C'mon , surely you can find something a bit more newsworthy than Ulrika Jonsson's virginity or lack of!

a virgin shes had more hammer then a drill

No one cares

Get a dodo.

And we all needed to know that right..... 🙄

Nymph

Slag!!!!!!!!!

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