They attack in a blur of white and grey. In an instant, a pleasant day at the beach is transformed into a Hitchcockian nightmare of screams, pecks and flapping wings. Before the victim knows what hit them, their sausage roll is no more.
Seabirds are literally going hungry b/c there is no fish left for them to eat, so the are forced to beg
It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so intimidating
If you need practice at staring suggest you buy our game. Coming to shops near you this Christmas. Ps seagulls not included stareoff johnadams
I feel nothing but contempt for our local seagulls as they don't have the balls to steal food out my mitts. They just gather round in a crowd like I'm some kind of fucking busker up Sauciehall Street on a Saturday. They should pay me.
I'd like to think the science editor of a newspaper would know that there are no such things as 'seagulls'
No such thing as seagulls.
Seagulls are big...most snacks are made of cheap dirty materials, so you know..you should feel lucky a seagull attacks you....💣💣🧿
This photo was doctored, right Guardian?
*Gulls
I’m gonna murder the ones at the back of my house !!! Screaming at 4am , there’s no babies or food for them , I’ve forgotten what a full nights sleep is 😡
Cornish seagulls are wimps. Good luck trying that staring out strategy here in Dover!
Does this also work with pigeons when they decide to take up residence on your roof?
always_benji you to that seagull 😭😂😂
Is this Johnson's strategy on Brexit?
A seagull staring competition to save your pasty 😂😂😂
When we get to a destination our sat-nav says...'Grab your towel, grab those sunnies, and don't let the seaguls steal your chips!' We say it at the end of every journey no matter how short even when we're not using the nav....
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