Silicon Valley is erecting a monument to itself. Will it be a giant robo-phallus? | James Felton

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How will today’s tech titans honour their achievements in a statue? Comedy writer James Felton runs through the obvious options

Every city has a landmark that celebrates what its people love. France has the Eiffel Tower, which is both astonishingly beautiful and admittedly a bit penisy. New York has the Empire State Building, which is the same but bigger. Rome has the Colosseum, to celebrate an oiled-up Russell Crowe.

 

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A statue of a man getting tape put on his mouth.

It should be a Gavin Belson statue with birds!

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