Experience: I had an erection for three weeks

This summer I got a new boyfriend, moved into a new flat in Berlin and started a new job – it was one of the happiest times of my life. One Friday, my partner was having an early night, so a friend came over with a few bottles of wine. Soon I was in the queue for Lab, Berlin’s most notorious men-only Friday night party.

This paper is absolute gutter trash now

Wow 😲

I bet he was tired of telling people that he had a canoe in his pocket...

There’s needs to be stiffer laws around this

Fuck me I thought this was the onion for a hot sec

At least he won't be affected by the Trickle down effect.

Boxing gloves to bed for him!

Tried to think of a good joke response to this but its just too hard.

Requires a stiff upper lip to get through something like that

Here's an antidote

It would be obvious if I had a woody for 3wks

Never nice to see anyone fall hard on times

So taking alternate medicine caused you unbelievable pain, maybe ended you sex life and cost you your job - and you became a reiki teacher

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

nani11983

People joking about this story should read it, it took courage to be open about it. The title could have perhaps been less sensationalist and which misrepresents the story, and then people don't read but just joke in the comments, which means this tactic isn't working.

This is the dumbest article I've ever read

What a story..

Never look a gift needle in the eye. EyeOfTheNeedle

Eyefull Tower

shit!!

This man is an idiot. Am I meant to feel sorry for him?

I’ve had one for the last 47 years, stroke your beard and smoke it.

Not to be funny mate, but if you are injecting unknown substances into your penis, you have to expect an re erection to it.

What a read, penis being discussed worldwide, even a fund raising for it. Amazing lesson at the end never inject anything into you penis - I mean who the f would. A new low for guardian.

I once took Viagra but the tablet got stuck in my throat. I ended up with a stiff neck for weeks!

I hope he paid the corkage

Expecting the same after Brexit.

Chris_Whittall hope you're feeling better

That must be hard

Bloody fuckwidth !!

What an idiot. Both me for reading this and him for drinking = reason to use Viagra + injection.

This is a humble brag

AlanClark11 you writing for the guardian again mate?

'I used Viagra, didn't read the warnings, and ended up experiencing a side-effect' This world is in dire need of some recallibrating

Why is this news?

😅 😅 😅 Lucky u😅😅😅😅

Who cares

estou solteira

Stiff competition for news headlines today.

Say that again ...

After all that you want to be a reiki healer. 😂

What a ruibarb!

I am not sure I'd ever consider letting someone inject me with an unknown substance a good idea and into they penis, fuck that.

Me after we win at Anfield this season.

Let the puns begin....shouldn’t be too hard 🤣

Drain the main vein man awch....

Hard Times....

Weird...

My advice is to turn that picture of Pamela Anderson to the wall for a while.

Someone's forgotten what it's like to be a teenager.🤪🤪

Hey, why don't we inject this stuff into your penis? Err....No Thanks

Disappointed. From the headline I thought this was going to be a piece about the latest readingfc transfer window

“5pm, Pleasance Courtyard. £14.50”

FFS. I can't bring myself to read the article.😝 Did it turn black & drop off?😱 Don't tell me. I don't want to know.🙉

Does he think he's some kind of hard man?

So his penis was saved by aggressive nursing, surgical intervention and hard work by a large team of medics. And he now wants to be a Reki healer. Same thing as crystals and essential oils. If it's so wonderful, why didn't he take himself, and his knob, off to a Reki healer?

Bit like PtkToffee when he thought Steve Walsh was going to Italy to buy players

A problem for you gents ? AdmiralCockfos1 Dickpump10 mrbollockyogurt

I also enjoyed the 2018 World Cup finals, until England lost

That was a grim read

My sympathy waned somewhat when he said he popped a Viagra before he left the house (sans bf who was having an early night) and then totally evaporated when his hook up suggested injecting his penis! Jeez. I think he needs to look at his life.

stevendean82

Wonderful!

Omg

Get a grip man! His underpants must have looked like a plasterer's radio.

Quit with the Daily Fail trash.

To hard erection in six weeks, stop smartphone three hours a day...

I used to get an erection when the London’s Burning theme tune came on the telly back in the 90’s...

Sorry, but my sympathy went at “I popped a viagra before I went out”. Jeez.

No wonder you were called The Guardian in your photo😂

I’m about to. C’mon England 🌹🌹🌹

Is this the title of Harvey Weinstein's autobiography?

Hedonists are, for the most part, morons. The hedonist at the core of this “news” story brought this on himself. Never trust a nurse packing aphrodisiacs...

This was LukeAWalker2011 after he watched Jurassic Park: The Lost World

Must be hard to live with

We've had an overly inflated Johnson for a month...

Trump can do longer

Must have been hard for you.

ouch

I had to stop at needle in the dick

I'll do it in four

Waiting for the comments........😎

Yep, that Cap scene with the hammer was pretty dope.

Walking tripod 👍🏼

Guardian = Pervs pervs

are you a Jedi?

News? Really ? 🤔

Davey_mo

AmazonFires

May be be you plastered it like doctors plaster fractures

Cheaper than viagra

mstrpotatohead

Really now

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