New lockdown rules now allow couples and friends living in different homes to meet up in parks in England - but they must practice social distancing.
Baby boom? The open borders nutters are always we need more immigration due to low birth rates for Brits right? KeepShagging 😂😂😂😂😂😂
_crisisem
Is this so ministers can have their flings?
swingers are off the table! Threesomes require permits
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
Yes. Because one thing horny people are always concerned about is maintaining vague contradictory governmental recommendations.
Good luck MrQueenVicMick EEKarenTaylor 🙄😷
Clearly trying to protect the NHS maternity departments in 9 months time.
Three people in your picture?
That’ll work
Obvious this lot don't give a stuff.
hahahahaha. FUCKING 69 time ya buddy
wut
Shouldn't this tweet be deleted now it's confirmed as inaccurate?
No sex please, we're British?
Luckily I have a two metre penis. 👍🏻
Someone tell my neighbour, her boyfriend has been coming round once a week since lockdown
There’s going to be a lot of shagging on Wednesday
DCSmith1979
Stay safe by engaging your brain
DickinsonShauna
Is this a new joke? then I laugh. 😂
carlupton94 ❤️
I think somebody needs to have THE talk with someone at the Mirror 😂
Do folk actually think couples havent been meeting for a bit of slap an tickle? I would need a wheel barrow for ma balls.
As half of a couple, who, due to cancelled flights have spent the past 7 weeks plus apart this is good news. So where and when will my flight be?
this photo is misleading as its implying couples are allowed threesomes
This will go down like a lead-balloon
In England*
Sunbathing distancing date MortyMark? I will bring 2m stick
Can meet but cant meet must stay in the house but dont stay in the house
But couples won’t stay 2 metres away, don’t think he understands when you keep couples apart for 2 months they’re gonna be horny as fuck. I know I won’t be able to stand 2 metres away from my boyfriend who I haven’t seen in 7 weeks .
CopyrightFun 🤔
Why didn’t they just move in together when this happened if you truly love someone you should be with them not apart
So I will be able to have sex with my girlfriend then?
errinharnett
Lol if they’re meeting, they’re fucking.
IN ENGLAND ONLY. Please be more explicit with the words you choose for your headlines/tweets.
Been the same story since the start.....
There's got to be some form of contraption you can order from ebay to resolve the obvious difficulty
I don’t remember hearing about this last night Do people just make up their own rules based on what they *want* to hear
Weejohnv18
That's a very cute couple you picked there.
Victori89409581
amihumph
IN ENGLAND...
Isn’t this what we’ve all been doing with our neighbors for the last two months anyway?
Only in England - Wales, Scotland & NI are still closed ⛔️
Pointless.
Is that picture a Threesome or a Ménage a Trois?
Yeah haha that'll happen.
200 people can meet up at Tesco 2m apart. So meeting anyone 2m apart should be fine
In England - should be in the headline.
Might as well have a house party
chaddychadx
Why are you printing this? Wasn't said at all there's going to be a definite second spike
Are you trying to get people fined? Stop making up fake news!
Does that mean when you’re other half is in jail!!!
Lol
Not quite sure that is what Boris said. Stop twisting words
cerysthompsonn Stuey_Entwistle 🤔🤔
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