Coldplay have announced a new world tour, and with it a range of initiatives designed to mitigate its environmental impact.
From Band Aid to Band Wagon !!!
I say they should go for 100%
Thought it was going to be they pledge to never release another song..ffs
That should help...
How can the rag believe this hype
What about ticket prices
An optimistic future makes Tory voters red with rage
They could spend their money on holographic concerts - there, sorted.
They stated last year that they wouldn't tour until they had 0 emissions....am in the industry, they have short memories
They still suck
Couldn't they hit 100% if Chris Martin just doesn't sing?
Save 100 percent by not performing
Gona make fuck all difference in the grand scheme of things
They can also stop ripping other people's tunes while they're at it.
Or they could not do the tour at all and thus reduce emissions by 100%. They had to resort to a band of Korean kids to be relevant again, which is pretty pathetic.
Two of them have inserted butt plugs in an effort to reduce the amount of methane emissions from the band. It has the added bonus of giving the drummer's and bassists farts more prominence in the tour bus.
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