A patient is recovering after his anus swallowed a bottle while he was trying to relieve an itch.
Gastroenterologist Dr Lin Jun, who carried out the anal surgery, released pictures from the hospital in South China’s Guangdong Province as a warning to others not to do the same.
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WTF!!! 😮
Ridiculous use of overstretched NHS resources to remedy an overstretched anus. At least it wasn't a hamster petshopboys
Accidentally, of course...
“Scratch an itch”
😲😲😲
Yah. That's what happened. He was scratching an itch.
😂😂 best headline ever
That was more than a scratch!!!
Someone is lying to us 🤥
Did he get that itch tho?
My uncle Gary should’ve used this excuse when the police raided him
Who amongst us hasn't anally ingested an itch-scratching bottle of something?
Miss_Cakehead He was trying to scratch an itch, all right.
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