The container slipped into the man's body by accident, he told doctors in China. He sought medical advice last month in Dongguan after finding it hard to walk. Medics removed the 7in long, 2in wide object from the patient on the same day.
Oh for fuck sake
Right. That makes sense.
Wtf.
Don’t believe it.
We're not stupid! It was a dildo... SMH
Sex?
Uh dont think so
Yea! Right, I am supposed to believe that.
So he bottled it, the arsehole
mmmmm
Must be a Tory voter!
Why!? 🤷🏼♀️
Sounds like a Donald Trump excuse
Women: Now he knows how it fucking feels!! 😂😂
Beautiful Lier ....!!!
Yah right....
Looks like he’s been to a Michael Barrymore party rip stuartlubbock
TheView TheView GMA
Ahem........ of course
We’ve all been there.
That's nothing. In London a man with a parsnip up his rectum has become Prime Minister
Dirty buggar
Yeah, scratching.
He has more to worry about, then piles then. 🤣😂
Much to the patient's joy, he recovered the deposit on the bottle.
Have you gents found a more effective way to scratch such an itch? Dickpump10 CaptainMonty69
The stories like this always come from China
Surree...
Next time drill a hole in the bottom.
RES911CUE Rectum, nearly killed em....
Happens to the best of us
I guess it’s better than a Gerbil..
And just like that, the backscratcher fake hand is never used again...
Lol made me chuckle
That's quite a itch !
😳
A Kavanaugh Boofing Fail.
tolulopeab Yeah right
He probably fell over and sat on it
Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach...
SURRRRRRRE HE DID
He tried to use his bum as a bottle opener.
🤔🙄
It’s OwenJones84 isn’t it?
Wow must of been hell of an itch 😂
'Ohh for fucks sake, I said put in in a glass!!!! A glass'
This puts a new perspective on the Cockney rhyming slang - Bottle And Glass 😀
May b he lied, he might have stolen wine bottle from a store
That's reasonable. If he has an itch in his eye I would suggest using a pitchfork to scratch it.
As yo do! 😂
Lol still trying to get that one spot over there
He-
Oh Dear!!🤣🤣🤣
If you’re using it to scratch, that’s external, how did it get 😳😳😳...ehhh... ehhh. Nevermind
And doctors never identified the source of the 'itch' ?
It's designed for itchy yes.
I totally believe that.
👀
As you do🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
We've all been there 😳😵
Up the hatch.
I don’t think that’s the best introduction to anal
'Heineken- Reaches the parts other beers cannot reach'.
Was the 'itch' in his throat?
Really?
RhysFrodoBrown
My sister works in the ER. People come in there all the time with things shoved up their ass.
godwin_ogabo Liar liar, 😂😂😂
Dairy Crest have decided to write off this bottle , they have to expect the occasional loss
That'll straighten the sigmoid
That feeling you get by reading twats from
Yeah he used it to scratch an itchy ass 🤣
New type of bottle opener? 🤓
Look what's made the news today... I think it's time for budweiser to start putting instructions on the bottle... I'll be he voted for Brexit.
Sounds reasonable
right..scratch...
Hahahahaha, yeah ...sure.
Sure Jan.
WTF? Yeah I believe that..
So that's the story he's sticking to 😂
That is not an itch I cared to scratch.🤷♂️ (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Daaaaaamn, He must've enjoyed the scratching..
Oh, just a scratch eh?
Yeah right. Getting a cheap thrill more like. Ffs.
That was some itch! 🤔😷
Clearly one Labour canvasser took someone’s advice literally.
yeah dude is gay.
I think he was experimenting but ended up bottling it 😂😂😂😂😂
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