The Morrison cabinet meets itself coming the other way

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Scott Morrison was a man for all seasons... and all ministries, writes Tony Wright | Sketch auspol | OPINION

“Who the hell forgot to order the vaccines?” demanded Health Minister Scott Morrison.“Fairly sure that was you,” ventured Finance Minister Scott Morrison.“They were going to be very expensive, and you know we are committed to responsible economic management,” said Finance Minister Morrison.

“Good idea. Meanwhile, get rid of that bloke Cormann who thinks he’s the finance minister,” said Finance Minister Morrison. “Toss him the keys to the plane and send him off around the world to scare up votes for whatever foreign job he wants this week.”

 

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More dross from a journo who should know better. You need to re-take Civics 101, Tones.

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