Former deputy prime minister hospitalised after downing entire bowl of sakau 'out of respect'

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'McCormack Principle”: Former deputy prime minister Michael McCormack suggests a new rule warning Australian politicians about Micronesia’s potent kava after a ceremonial bowl left the Nationals MP throwing up and hospitalised. Read more:

The former deputy prime minister said he was trying to mouth "I feel ill," to Foreign Minister Penny Wong after sculling the traditional drink.Michael McCormack was hospitalised during a diplomatic trip to Micronesia after drinking sakau.

The former deputy prime minister said he was just trying to be respectful in drinking the entire bowl of sakau. "I'm sure it was a good , but at that point I was cross-eyed," Mr McCormack said, saying it was like a sedative that knocked him out.

 

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What a disgrace

lol

where do you think the aboriginals dreamtime stories come from....they abused the sht out of it

BAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …… taste if their own medicine. Cxxts

Don't drink the local plonk.

Sack him! How can you trust a man who can't hold his cava? Total lightweight, disgrace to Australia.

SAME NEWS DIFFERENT HEADLINE: Pencilneck Politician Can't Hold His Kava. Ex-deputy Prime Minister drank under the table by a female political half his size. When asked for comment Mr McCormack stated that someone should have told him that he didn't have the stomach for drink.

Too much of a high tide hey?

Amateurs

Kinda like the first timer feeling after drinking too much grog now rueing ‘damn the world’s spinning off am l gonn’ die? Nasty feel but hilarious nonetheless

Never heard such stupidity. Don't politicians do research before going overseas? KAVA is a narcotic and produced in an unsanitary manner. Don't drink it at all is the best advice.

Just don’t be soft. That’s the rule.

Thats the danger with a strong wandering snout. He sucked up the whole bowl, as strong snouters are apt to do. Its the LNP way.

He never was a bright chap - quite a few cents short of half a dollar. Our Gov should never let him go outside Straya and represent us O/S. Better still not outside his own electorate.......

Lol, well well well

Harden up! I bet he caused this by focusing on the bad and spiral the experience into an unnecessary hospital visit

Should have sent barnaby

karma

Suck it up and time to hit the dance floor. goodOldDays raveOn

When any Micronesian politician visits Australia the new tradition is they skull a schooner of straight Bundy Rum.

Geek

Haha he must be the first person to ever go to hospital after drinking Sakau!

The article says Penny Wong only took a sip but the footage looks like she drained the bowl.

🤣

Omg 🤣

Fake news. He was not hospitalised. They took him to see a doctor. The doc probably prescribed him some rehydration salts, coconut water or Powerade and told him to sleep it off.

The other former deputy PM is booking his flight to Micronesia.

Soft

Looks like Penny Wong knocked the whole thing back too. Hmmm. 🤔

That's why he's called Soft Cock McCormack

There is nothing not funny about this.

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