All the things that go through my mind when wearing a mask

Masks aren’t mandatory where I’m living at the moment but I’m opting to wear one at the supermarket and other public places where people are in close proximity because, well, because science. Mask wearing takes a bit of getting used to, not just physically but mentally. That’s what surprised me the most, the number of weird thoughts I had in the half hour I spent at the shops wearing a mask.

2. Does everyone think I have COVID because I’m wearing a mask? Maybe that’s good. Maybe people will social distance now and respect my personal space moat. Mmm. Personal space moat. 4. I don’t think the nice lady at the deli can tell that I’m smiling at her. Should I say: “I’m smiling at you right now.” Or would that be creepy? Like when someone is walking behind you at night and they try to reassure you by saying, “Relax, I’m not going to murder you.”5. Maybe my mask does need to be more fun. Perhaps I should go on one of those fun mask websites and get a mask with a wittyprinted on it.

clairenailon hilarious

How about an article about the MASSIVE child sex trafficking rings being exposed worldwide? Surely worth a few words from any of the fake news media hacks out there.

Does anyone give a f*ck what this woman thinks?

If only she was a good comedian :(

Remember 1919 : The Age proclaimed on March 10 that the weekend's reopening of Melbourne theatres marked an end to the 'ridiculous state of affairs' imposed by a 'panic stricken government' that had unfairly forced citizens to 'mope at home and get influenza of the brain'.

1 PER 1100 PPLE IN MELBOURNE HAVE A VIRUS, WHY ARE THE OTHER PPLE FORCED TO WEAR ONE.

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