No shit Sherlock.
We drink too much because our glasses are oversized... Correlation always equals causation for a journalist with an obscure statistic and a deadline 😒
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Where's my fellow heavy drinkers ? 😜😜😜
So if you're single and drink quarts in a shebeen you're a legend 🤣🤣
Alcohol is a solvent Enough said. mindcontrol. by removing brain cells
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