I'd rather have men slide into my inbox than being 'okapied'

I would not ordinarily be worried about threats of being stabbed. I have had my fair share of threats of violence from owners of men I find attractive. Just that in this instance, there was something about the descriptive nature of this woman's threat.

She whispered to me that she has an okapi. Of course I was not immediately moved. But then, she wore a dress that did not have pockets. And her hands kept running along the cleft of her bosom. See, all normal adults are taller than me. So I would have had to jump in order to confirm whether there were any metallic weapons trapped in her cleavage.

Then there was the manner in which she describes the precise position on my backside she would poke deep. Apparently, her precision would be to make sure that I do not die, but also that her man sees her brutal craft should he ever attempt to pull down my undies again. I believed her. The one brave move I ever made for love was aborted by a brut with heavy arms and two kids. I stopped following strange men.

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