When I first saw Britney Spears' latest Instagram post, I honestly thought it was a child's diary entry about their seaside vacation. The stream-of-consciousness-like run-on sentences are a fine display of what anyone's diary would have looked like when they were a tween, going from one random thought to the next without any regard for grammar or proper comprehension. Look, I am not bashing the woman.
Read it to believe it: View this post on Instagram A post shared by XILA MARIA RIVER RED This is amongst her usual fully nude to half-naked posing in the shallow-end shenanigans that we have all become familiar with on her Instagram page: "I post to feel protected," she once captioned a post. View this post on Instagram A post shared by XILA MARIA RIVER RED While Spears’ Instagram handle remains @BritneySpears, the name on her account reads Xila Maria River Red.
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