Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 20, 2019

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You’ll learn too late that love and deception often go hand in hand when the eloquent stranger sending you love letters turns out not to be the real Sarah Vowell.The flame of true love will finally gutter and die in your soul, but take heart: The flame of too many video game systems plugged into a single outlet is burning bright in your den.

You’ll do your part for the environment this week when you recycle what’s left of the nurses into furniture, decorative items, and innovative storage solutions.Just when you think all subtle beauty has finally faded from the world, you’ll remember “So Into You” by the Atlanta Rhythm Section.Love may mean different things to different people, but it’s surprising how many definitions include heavy investment in real estate.

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Welp, time to find some nurses.

Hmm . . .

Well, shit

Too on the nose: 'Just when it seems that all hope is gone, you’ll discover a deep untapped reservoir of hope deep within you, which will soon be gone too.'

Maaaaaaaaan

I'll take the 'Water-Bearer' for $500 Alex? Or the guy with the bladder problem, whoever that dude is!

I love these.

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