You Don't Have to Watch Succession

. You wanted to see what the hype was all about, so you gave it a chance. And you turned on the hour-long episode only to discover that it’s actually a collection of Shutterstock photos tagged to “stressed work meeting” that somehow became a television show.

Because, in my opinion, the show plays like a senior thesis for the Aaron Sorkin school of dialogue, where characters give terse, drawn-out monologues in hushed tones, staring their enemy of choice in the eyes while they tell them they’re going to “lock you in a golden cage and fuck you with a silver dildo.” And

it’s the ratio for me

yes everyone should watch succession

You don't have to read this shitty article

I thought maybe this was gonna be a deep take on some of the flaws of the series, but turns out it's barely an article. You can watch Succession, or not, it's OK, but don't waste your time (or give a click) to such clickbaity and empty pieces.

And I Disagree

i think you'll find you should watch Succession

Kkkkkkk bitch yes you do

why not

BUT YOU SHOULD.

ratioed

My husband keeps trying to push it on me. But we just finished 3 seasons on Billionaire and all these extremely wealthy people are starting to disgust me. I'll spend my time on something more relatable, thanks.

me when I have no taste

Oh, yes you do.

This is your take? Yikes.

yes you do

if u have 14 boys to raise why did u write a full article about a show u only watched one episode of?

i don't think so

Ya the author only watched ONE episode. Wouldn’t take their word for it

One episode is not enough. It took me til the fifth to see its genius 🤷🏼‍♀️

That’s a relief

And the point of this is ... ?

wow, true. thanks Jezebel for reminding everyone.

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