Washington Postwhile he was there. The unnamed woman on the other side of that chat simply wrote back, “We are not a match.” In the understatement of the century, Chapman replied, “I suppose not.”
But the interaction didn’t end there, because the anonymous queen screenshotted the convo and then got in touch with police. And for good measure, the woman also pointed investigators to Chapman’s Facebook page, where he’d posted about being inside the “CRAPITOL.” It’s kind of shocking that she was able to resist that kind of razor-sharp wit, but good for her.
The woman’s tip enabled law enforcement to track down Chapman and arrest him. He’s now facing several charges including violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, and I can’t help but feel she deserves some sort of finder’s fee for doing like 95% of the FBI’s work for them after a brief interaction on a dating app. Iconic.
Chapman is just the latest dude to learn this lesson the hard way: no woman alive needs formal investigative training to figure out what kind of misdeeds a man is up to—especially if they’re going to be dumb enough to put it out there on the internet for all to see. Back in February, another alleged rioter namedwas arrested after texting his ex-girlfriend photos and videos of himself at the Capitol—also calling her a “moron” in the process.
Clearly, many of the people who participated in the Capitol riots were not the brightest crayons in the box. So far, authorities have arrested and charged more than 400 people and expect to charge
What a idiot! Good!!! This needs 1000 retweets.