Woman’s Hands Become Bloody Nubs Of Raw Flesh After Forgetting Nightly Moisturizing Routine

Woman’s Hands Become Bloody Nubs Of Raw Flesh After Forgetting Nightly Moisturizing Routine

Vol 56 Issue 48, Beauty

1/19/2022 6:30:00 AM

Woman’s Hands Become Bloody Nubs Of Raw Flesh After Forgetting Nightly Moisturizing Routine

The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

Read more: The Onion »

New lion cub 'Pilipili' makes debut at Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo

His caretakers say he has continuously surpassed critical milestones and call him a curious cub. Read more >>

🤣 She should sue somebody! Is this sister butcher? TheHerbivorousB this is what my hands honest to god feel like when i forget 😔 DON'T LET THIS BE YOU WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE So true. At least they'll grow back in time. No wait, that's starfish So true. That’s why Nivea nighttime revival cream exists Typical of winter in Canada.

Relatable birdofyouth to the rescue!

Social media-savvy mom explains the setup for an awesome 'hands-free' TiKTok hackIt'll only take you a minute to do. Pity the average attention span of a tiktok user is 30 seconds. 😂 I'm good...

Horrifying spiral ensues, as lack of opposable thumbs leads to her inability to apply remainder of beauty regiment. Authorities eventually find only small puddle of goo. dude . . . Wtf jurgens crisco lube!! *squints* Hey, this isn't Reductress. ChasingMemes0 Ia ficar um ano sem jogar. Mas, estou achando melhor 5 (esse e os próximos 4).

Y'all ever watch Home Movies on cartoon network? What the hell was her condition?!?! yikes!

The Man Who Fell to Earth Remake's First Teaser Puts the Future in Chiwetel Ejiofor's HandsThe new series, in the wake of the David Bowie-starring classic, also stars Naomie Harris.

Jeebus you had me there for a second. LOL. That was a mean joke. Remember to always click the link so these guys get paid I'd still smash

Century-old Cumberland County hardware store changes handsThe new owners took over the 114-year-old store on Jan. 1. So glad the same employees are still there & the fact that it is still our community's fave type of store. Thnx to the new owner🙌🌟💯🎉🙌

Turkiye hands over hundreds of housing units for Albania quake victimsTurkish President Erdogan has announced a total of 522 housing units have been built for the northwestern town of Lac, which was struck by a deadly quake in 2019.

Thousands attend funeral for 15 victims of Bronx fire: ‘I wish I can turn back the hands of time’An entire family was among those who died in the apartment building fire started by a space heater.

The Best New Skin-Care Products Launching in JanuaryWe're kicking off 2022 with moisturizing night masks, gentle exfoliation, and some seriously refreshing cleansers.