Woman’s Face Deteriorates Into Grey, Cracked Husk After Missing Single Day Of Skincare Routine

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BreezyActTwo This but it's my hands.

Now you see why Patrick Bateman had such a complex skin regimen in 'American Psycho'

TBF, she is 102 years old.

Lunchis4whimps

Ashy...

MaraGutic

Cue animation of cracks spreading and widening, followed by crumbling of her head off her shoulders, a la Monty Python. TerryGilliam (To PC police, yes I get the commentary here of the 'beauty' industry that sells body & self-image insecurity to women globally.)

This is always how it be

Just a little too much powder.

rip

jessicadefino_ is this what happens?!?

Leave my mother out of this

Same thing happened to me after forgetting to brush my teeth one night.

NivoXZ 💀

Somewhere, a painting of an old lady gets younger.

Facts

Loved that Movie Death becomes her with Meryl Streep n goldie hawn

Unfortunately, it's just not true, and that leads to two days, and then three days ...

A new Batman villain is born.

Well I was just about to go to bed without bothering to do my customary 12-step* facial skincare routine until I saw this tweet. *I'm only slightly exaggerating.

RepMTG laurenboebert You two okay? Never stop using moisturizer. 😘😘😘

Ok but really, missing a single night of your skincare routine can have devastating consequences

Isn't this the plot of Catwoman?

skin care shit is the downfall of western society

😂

That’s what you risk if you miss a day. Thank god for L’Oréal

And sopossed gonna believe the onion?

American Psycho

The Pore Cleanse of Doreen Grey

How many times have we told Medusa not to stare in the mirror?

That's how mums are made:

alxssmmns

Area man seriously considers investing in stock photography to start an online satirical publication.

Hey, I've seen this one!

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