Brilliant website idea
Big brain play right there
Boring.
Ouch
I like to send an “I love you” text to everyone I care about just in case before I go into any school, theatre, concert, populated public facility, or war riddled country in the midst of a revolution.
Nope.
“aww, she was so young...and so pretty too”
Dark humor, but pretty spot on. The shooter and terrorist's goals are to scare us so we will sacrifice freedom for security. They win in that department.
Both funny and grim, even if the headline features an incorrect usage of the word 'preemptively.'
She slips into her WWII flak jacket, grabs her AR15 and goes hunting for her boss leaving her manifesto on her desk.
Oh my!
Americans:
i checked my instagram the other day for this exact reason
Might as well!
Is it just me or has the Onion been REALLY dark recently?
That's a good idea. You have to leave something for the media to find. Otherwise they end up grabbing the one pic you took with the dog filter on and post it everywhere.
This makes perfect sense in 2019
Wow - did the new intern get a fist bump for this one?
Very dark, but now you have us all thinking about which photos we need to have on stand-by. Damn.
how my mom acts after reading a few headlines
I thought these were supposed to be satire.
Dark
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