Woman Passing Out Candy Unsure Whether To Give Some To Teen Mom Too

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Don't be stingy

Does she look hungry?

Nope..Not needed.. She has a candy. That's what she used to become a teen mom in the first place. Duh..

I always give candy to the parents, no matter the age. they need the sugar just to keep up with the kids

Teen Mom 2 doesn't need anymore handouts.

I suppose candy would be less offensive than giving her condoms

Give That Girl A Kit-Kat Bar.....She's Eating For Three Now.

The product you’re looking for is .Enfamil grab and go single serving baby formula packets.

teenmoms MTV collsballs13

Has a bag give

I was once told that handing out Brussel Sprouts dipped in chocolate tends to stop folk returning the following year.

Teen moms are great. Throw some candy their way people.

oh god I'm supposed to hand out candy later today and now I'm worried something like this will happen

Lmao

She called the cops

That's funny

Boo

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