Woman Disgusted After Finding Out There Over 2,000 Calories In Recommended Daily Intake

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KENNESAW, GA—Shuddering at the thought of what eating that much might do to her body, local woman Jessica Hummel was reportedly disgusted Thursday after finding out there were well over 2,000 calories in her recommended daily intake. “Jesus, I knew it was probably a lot, but I didn’t think it would be that bad,” said…

KENNESAW, GA—Shuddering at the thought of what eating that much might do to her body, local woman Jessica Hummel was reportedly disgusted Thursday after finding out there were well over 2,000 calories in her recommended daily intake.

“Jesus, I knew it was probably a lot, but I didn’t think it would be that bad,” said the 25-year-old graduate student, who visibly recoiled upon learning the number of calories that dietitians, doctors, and nutrition scientists recommended a woman of her age, size, and activity level should consume daily. “It’s seriously 2,200 calories? Unbelievable, I had no idea. I feel sick even thinking about that. And God, are you kidding me, how much sugar? Gross.

 

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With the price of food today she’s wondering how to split those 2,000 calories between a family of 4.

Taking into consideration that women don't poop, this is a problem.

I eat 2000 calories just looking and deciding what I'm gonna eat for meals.

She’s not using Wegovy (semaglutide) injections like seemingly everyone now, and surviving on 900 calories a day, with a drastically reduced appetite?

They’re? She’s?

she purges them anyway

Get over it, lady.

Too much to eat Gorging on too much food Leads to female dismay ReplyWithPoetry poetry

Me everyday 🥲

Man this shit is just not funny anymore

*They're

She's just hungry

Legitimately just depends on each person tho, 2000 calories a day is a lot for most women

Yeah well, woman wear what appear to be hospital gown, so woman opinion suspect.

ewww gross

True, but like most women, it's burned up doing homemaker work.

Ada_Palmer Apparently the 2000 calorie thing came from a survey of average Americans, not doctors or dieticians

I drink over 2000 calories a day. Thanks covid.

Huh? You mean “there ARE”? This doesn’t make sense.

* there're *

Same honestly

Does she want more or less?

'clueless' could be subsituted, and no change in the perception of the reader

the nerve of food

They’re their…

Grammar. It matters.

There are? Headline is wrong? Not sure, somewhere correct me if I am wrong.

Nature wants people to get fatter as they age.

MaintenancePod big news if true...

Carbs not the same as Calories… she should discovered how many calories we pushed out of our bodies daily. This is bad press.

Tapes 'One Less Tootsie Roll' sign to her cupboard door.

why dont u write mroe about onions

That's one whole Starbucks coffee.. 😏

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