LINCOLN, NE—Bestowing upon friends and family the hard-won knowledge of a lifetime filled with challenges and setbacks, wise and thoughtful elder Glen Weissman couldn’t seem to put a goddamn sock in it Monday, according to sources close to the retired farmer and Korean War veteran.
“Grandpa may have learned a lot growing up in the Dust Bowl and carrying on for decades after his wife died, but apparently he still hasn’t learned when it’s time to shut his pie hole,” said Phil Weissman, 23, expressing indignation that the gracious and genial family patriarch would not stop “droning on and on” about what he would do differently if he could live life over againlike, we get it, okay? His greatest regret is not taking more time with the people he loves most.
Heres your compression socks. You'll be creamated in these
Staff at the retirement home will take care of doing that. Literally.
'Most of what you say is just kind of nonsense. Stop your jibber-jabber'
No! I will not be quiet! This has gone on far enough! I won't sit silent, anymore! It's a free country! Now, what was I so upset about, again?
Every heart is imperfect. How can we condemn others without finding ourselves just as guilty? lol
My grandad worked at a gearbox factory. He always told me to keep my pinions to myself. 🤔
With every other sentence containing something racist in it.
goals
It’s all he’s got. Let him run 🏃♂️
Hey, take it easy on the fella. He's been married 60 years. This is the first he's spoken since 1985.
Also will not '23 Skidoo, you rapscallion!'
He also refuses to 'hang it on the wall'.
truths flow like the last 3 grains of an hourglass
Ditto on that.
I got tenure. You have to listen to me.
Not so well used.
Lol
'Speaking of putting a sock in it; your grandma loved being tied-up and ball gagged.'
HenryKissenger
Just take his dentures 🤣
Give gramps a break... he's got so much less otherwise to enjoy than his wisdom or mouth
Kind of like that experienced teammate who listens well and always adds value. Please stop. You're making the rest of us look bad.
You would think a person couldn't talk about the front lawn for an hour; but he's still going.
this is not funny. my friend’s dad died by choking on a sock.
Zip it grandpa
This will be me.
Bernie is that you ?
Old people (over 55) just need to die and get out of our way.
How about a knuckle sandwich?
😄 ❤ 💙
Go back to watching Fox News. The best comedy show on TV.
... unlike many hypocritical & unwise GOP 'elders'
He also invites you to '23 Skidoo and Amscray already.'
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Thusly the wise, thoughtful elder spoketh: 'Then Frodo mostly dragged by faithful Samuel, gazed down low into the roiling fires far below, where he must fling the one ring when all of a sudden... Zzzzzzzz' Wake up, Grandpa, you're going to HolidayHospice !
You go Bernie!
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