‘Who Is She, You Cheating Bastard,’ Says Woman Pulling Long Hair Out Of Husband’s Takeout

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She is your sister 🤣😂

Related: Pubic Hair Found On Freezer Leftover Sows Puzzled Suspicion by Both Him and Her.

So that's why it's called PostMATES. 🤔

'Why is there no hair in your soup? Who's the bald chick?' (Not my joke...)

Wendy. 2:20

“Whaddya mean, “she”? Stop being so heteronormative, Susan… err, I mean, what hair? That looks like a 5G spy wire. Yeah.”

“Is it General Tsao’s chickens’ wife? Tell me. Tellllllllll me!!!!!”

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