White House Claims Iran Behind Attack On Nancy Kerrigan

fredric_wertham Why hasn't realDonaldTrump claimed that they have nukes and were behind 9/11 yet? ProvenStategy

fredric_wertham 😂

questar1959_ron 😂😂😂😂😂

MrsTimmerzzz I thought it was George and Jerry that Galloolied her...🤔

MrsTimmerzzz Now that you mention it.... I thought I saw some Iranians in AC’s bronco

Wouldn't put it past him...

Iran is also responsible for the cancellation of every show which should have kept going, the video game industry crash, sugar being less sweet than it used to be, the attempt on president Roosevelt’s life, drum machines in country music, uncomfortable shoes, and New Coke.

Its obvious, right?

Then Trump raped her in the med tent?

You sure that wasn't Hillary?

Why? Whhyyy

There is China governent behind Iran. There is China goverment behind North Korea. China is a cancer cell that hurts human civilization. China has to be removed before the 'Chinese cancer mass' can cause fatalities in human civilization.

Tonya..........lawsuit!

Also responsible for biting Holyfield's ear.

Obama did it

Omg

RLGottwald I can actually believe this.

Asa Lamo Bacon there Onion. The Ayatollahs have a special place in their prisons for folks like you. Join them in a rousing Death to America.

The night is still young.

Tonya agrees! No doubt.

Trump would deny it, completely false, I’ve never heard of Nancy Kerrigan.

Lame.

Iran also killed Princess Diana, O.J.’s wife, and staged Kurt Cobain’s suicide. Hope this are contemporary enough, I wasn’t alive for any of it.

I knew it!

Those bastards. She was an American treasure.

tilstander How the fuck do I double-love this? 🤣

White House claims Iran behind murder of Thomas, Martha Wayne.

I heard it was a potato.

What!

Right on!

The Onion Forgets The Butter And Russians Attack

Whyyyyy.....whyyyyy

Conveniently ignoring Hillary’s involvement. Who did you think Vince Foster was dating? Tonya Harding?

Reaching

WinstonWolfLV Who's he/she ? Shouldn't be long before him and the sickly vile KellyannePolls are blaming Iran for the Bowling Green Massacre.

I liked this only because most of your target demographic has no clue who Nancy Kerrigan is.agehasitsbenefits nonodontthankme

So they Galoolied Nancy!?!?!

I know for a fact the Iran revolutionary guard infiltrated the writers room for Dallas and had JR Ewing killed.

wow!

Reliable sources tell me that soon the White House will also blame Iran for the Fan Man Incident during Holyfield vs Bowe II

Tonya Harding is completely exonerated.

The worst part about this is that him beleiving this would not be shocking. He's just that crazy.

Ayatollah Tonyaharding

Ordered by Ayatollah Krackaknee

Reporter: “E Jean Carroll, when realDonaldTrump tried to approach you, what did you do?” Carroll: “Iran”

Well tonya could be Persian.

Why?!!...........(and I’m the reason for everything on planet earth, Trump was heard saying. )

Your job has been hard lately, hasn’t it?

I thought it was just an accident, and very kind of Iran to not attack the figure skater crew bus which contained 38 people.

Lmao

🤣🤣🤣

Why me, why me?

Can't wait for the Mueller report so we can get the truth.

Whyyyyyyyy?!

Gonna need a Way Back Machine to get this one (and this one).

Who?

I KNEW IT

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