Disagree
'fell off'
Krillin' it.
yeah that whale could have been rich
apokerplayer
F
jakemason00 Joe_Masch Get that whale.
So, you all are just reporting the news now?
Better then getting a pringles can caught in your blow hole!! Trust me I speak from experience.
Well you know how chips are - bet you can’t eat just one!
I'll bet.
I’ve been there Brother. Eating 290000 plastic poker chips never ends whale
Same.
Hangover regrets...
Sorry without change is manipulation.
Not funny
)
The whale thought it scored a jackpot by eating poker chips, but found out it was a big loss. 😄
*whale plans trip to vegas...
Come on, Onion, why are you doing this?
looking for a quiet place to cash out
They're like Pringles, you just can't stop at one.
exercise BuenDomingo 🐳
That shame bro
Our ocean 🌊
Usually when I'm in a casino I try to have a whale of a time.
Ugh. Who wouldn't? Those Chinese poker chips make me gassy as hell...
. AKA: SEC Recruiting .
Once again, the Onion confuses satire with reality
Gluttony kills!
Dont worry it isnt her time yet
she folded
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