Weak-Willed Intellectual Infant Checks To See How Many More Pages Left In Book Chapter

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I feel attacked

I do this all the time. Also... sometimes... I set a book down without even finishing the chapter... 😱

kilimannjaro HaarisSultan _hudasaeed

This what I should have done when I was in middle school reading LOTR for the first time (before the movies started coming out). Me: one more chap before I sleep Fellowship: 'Chapter 14: The Council of Elrond' Me: why is Arwen naked on the table? Time:

I feel personally attacked.

It's his 25th book on the subject. Give him a break.

I haven't done that since...this morning.

Listen, I’m tired. I have to get up early

This was created by someone who's never been forced to read The Red Badge of Courage...

You have publicly 'shamed' me. 😒

Gotta learn how to get lost in a book

Well I’m reading “Ducks, Newburyport” so the answer is like 945.

why does the picture look like young but also old tobey maguire

Me on the first page

. . . 'Well.. how many were there ? We have no closure in tegard to this unknown weak-willed intellectual infant on his apparent maiden voyage'

this is a callout post

I guess he's never heard of a Kindle.

You got me!

I laughed way too hard at this one 😄

I know, I hate how much being an adult who has to be at a job in the morning has turned me into a weak-willed intellectual infant (no really though, it's dark).

Ride or die hubby

it me

Wait until they realize how many Onion readers only read the Tweet.

Wow okay onion

Should have been, only reads the middle chapters in cafes

Just put my picture there

I feel called out

FML This is what I've become.

Jeremy__P__T

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