We Must Respect This Florida Man Ripping a Bong During an Actual Hurricane

There's science to back this kind of thing up, we promise!You simply can't make up Florida, as evidenced by a viral video of a bona fide Florida Man taking a bong rip as Hurricane Ian wreaks havoc behind him.

In the video, an unidentified bearded man stands outside as the wind gushes through the palm trees behind him — and at one point, even blows some debris against his head. The man does so while taking a huge inhale of "dabs," the concentrated, waxy butane hash oil that often makes partakers cough violently.

In the background, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the one-hit wonder hair metal band Scorpions can be heard playing, though it's not nearly as loud as the audible and visible gusts of wind blowing almost-horizontally past the ur-Florida Man, who seems bemused but unperturbed by the fierce act of nature in which he's dabbing.

It is real! I miss Florida :'(

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