Vagina Has Five O'Clock Shadow

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Are we not shaving every 12 hours ladies? Jeez!!

12 year olds be like

Vaginas don’t have hair.

Wow now that's something I didn't know could happen /s

I never liked it, it scratches my face.

I don't understand what this means. I feel like I'm missing something... (´ー`)

Those are blackheads.

I love it

Huh.

The vagina is the 'tube' below that.

Fuck it...

no one's vagina has stubble

I believe an in depth investigation is required, i happily volunteer

Do you know what a vagina is?

shagunsharma38 facts

Haahahhahahahhaha OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

White people not catching what this is about are amazin

Fake news, it’s not even 5 o’clock.

Three words... Laser hair removal. Just do it!

👍

Well I *do* have a wooden table that needs sanding...

I don't like this one I don't know why, I just don't

Yeah, that’ll scratch you up pretty good when you’re muff diving.

Rug burn waiting to happen

Are women with pubes now considered hipsters? 🤔

It looks like rough one

Better than a mohawk.

how have you tweeted the worst thing ever?

It looks like it was up all night trying to solve a murder--Dave Attell

Maybe this will prompt Gillette to do a toxic feminity commercial? Shaving cream, shaving cream, shave every day and you'll always feel clean. (google it)

Good for her

There's no hair in there anyway...

ACKSHULLY the vulva has a 5 o’clock shadow. DrJenGunter

Vulva.

This tweet is abrasive.

That's not a vagina.

Nice

Time to shave.

Man being in Five O'clock traffic is the worst, huh?

Rain Forest recovery

It’s been a long few days at the office.

S E X Y

Trying to land, speed to high, flaps on 30 Landing gear locked, runway not visible ILS available.. Skit..skit.. Finally.. all without fire.. And they call it a good landing..

Thinking it's lucky stars there's no ingrown hairs.

That looks more like a mons pubis. YourThroatIsNotYourFace just like YourFaceIsNotYourThroat anatomy

Guys:

😅

I hate when that happens.

Its Five O'clock somewhere.

💀

Stubble trouble

Okay, that is a LOT of follicles...

Don't be a pussy show us the whole thing! or the 'hole' thing more like it!

No Muff Too Tuff

That’s enough for one day, Onion. I’m bushed.

Yeah, but we're not supposed to talk about it

oh I know I'm going to regret clicking this one...

Nephew

Well, it's better than those all being pimples

Good lord

Maybe should take Beer Thirty earlier on Fridays, and leave ALL Shadows alone till Monday morning

Go home, vagina, you're drunk.

I prefer to think of it as velcro.

I'm just imagining all the Karens out there right now, mouse pointer hovering over the 'report' button, trying to decide if this is dirty enough for them to get involved 'for the children...'

god iw anna lick that

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