Police in Oklahoma say they found an open container of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey, a rattlesnake, a gun and a canister of radioactive powdered uranium during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen.
Stephen Jennings, 40, who was in the driver's seat, and passenger Rachael Rivera, 30, were arrested, Gibbs said. The gun was found in the console and a terrarium containing the pet Timber rattlesnake was in the back seat.
Probably a pretty normal day in OK!
Ahhhh ... Oklahoma ... is the snake ok?
This feels like a Madlib
BCAL1976 Your cousin? Or brother?
If this doesn’t scream he wasgoingtokill himself orsomeone what does?
Gotta stop ducking those Libyans.
Florida Man needs to take a vacation every once in awhile
And? Who doesn’t have those things in their car at all times? 🙄
I thought this was America
Is this another TheDemocrats party presidential candidate?
why? find out why?
That was probably interesting.
Florida Man: ... Oklahoma man: “Hold my uranium.”
Also known as Friday.
NotFlorida
40 going on 60
Arrest was total infringement on his civil rights.
Breakfast of champions
Tarantino film?
You spelled Florida wrong
Seems legit. Radioactive uranium in powder form, mixed with apple cider vinegar clears up an uneven complexion so, I get that piece at least.
Not your everyday combination.
In Oklahoma these ingredients combined make a very popular local cocktail called a “bloody harry”....then gun is used to ensure the drink is consumed in one gulp.....
What does one do with non-weapon grade uranium? (Assuming he’s not a scientist)
McVeigh country... nice
Wow. That checks all the boxes 😐.
This is very on brand for Oklahoma.
Probably need a license for the snake...
Probably found it in the back forty - would account for his stupidity.
Sounds like OK to me
Sounds like a candidate for Trump's cabinet. Please forward his resume.
How many days old is this report?
That dude parties.
nice way to give you enemies cancer ... throw away the key
choptopmoseley That guy knows how to party!
holy shit! This guy knows how to party!
'Neither the uranium nor the rattlesnake resulted in charges.'
Livin his best life.
choptopmoseley
Might want to buy Heaven Hill Distillery at the open. 🤔
Ladies and gentlemen, the most interesting man in the world....
And was driving a stolen car on a suspended license. Wasn't smart enough to check for a car with current plate tags.
Now that’s a party!
selectedwisdom Hmmmm note to self: avoid Oklahoma (the state)
Trump supporter?
All of us good old boys in fly-over country drive that way. You big city news guys just don't get it. In fact, my wife says I'm a cross between rattlesnake and a barbed wire fence. Yeehaaaaa..........
Let's be honest here....you and I know he was on his way to a Coen brothers film audition...
Sounds like He’ll week at the frat house
selectedwisdom I’m convinced the snake was in on the plans.
A Trump voter
selectedwisdom The uranium is the only atypical thing here.
'Privilege is when cops pull you over in a stolen car with weapons and uranium and you're not immediately branded a terrorist.' --bomani_jones And he's right.
Origin story for Rattlerman
Charming
selectedwisdom Another Red State Moran
AAA gives those kits out to members in case of an emergency, right?
selectedwisdom
Was the trunk really hot like in Repo Man?
I'm guessing he's going to his ex's house. When did men become so fuckin weak
Freedom.
selectedwisdom Florida has to up their game now, thanks a lot.
Crazy in America. Someone should start a show. It's a symptom of Trumpism.
this headline is wild from start to finish
Scavenger hunt game loot?
And from the MAGA fan club “crickets”... Why is that? Because it’s someone from their base! They are destroying America.
What do South Carolina and Oklahoma folk have in common? Whiskey, Snakes, Radioactive dust, and bad driving...
This is fine. It’s all fine.
selectedwisdom I thought all white males carry these things.
selectedwisdom Just another day in Oklahoma
Redneck Heaven.
Again?
All the makings of a country song in one lede.
Mad Max in real life.
Quite the combination..............
smerconish paging TC34 this sounds like a fabulous headline!
Wow, where did he find the rattlesnake?
You guys were playing Mad Libs, weren’t you?
Don’t buy moonshine from that man
Are they sure this wasn't in Florida?
So not a Muslim, poc, or immigrant. Oh right, they would have already shot them and called them a terrorist, but he’s white so no biggie.
Wow...a terrorist among us!
ingest it and you gone . the guy had whisky and three potential murder weapons in his car two of which could be un-traceable
Easily a three day bender
No meth? Sure it was Oklahoma?
Sounds like Friday night...
Or as we like to say It’s Friday night.
No dog? That is suspicious
That man knows exactly how to party
What brand of whiskey are we talking here 🤔
Jesus I have had some big nights out but......
I’d like to see the rest of his pre-road trip checklist
choptopmoseley Pull over jack pot.. LOL..
🤔... There's a song for every crime. To wit:
Rattlesnakes are allowed to drive in Oklahoma?
All the ingredients for a great night out
Well now, them’s just the ingredients for an Oklahoma Pot Pie!
When whiskey a rattlesnake and a gun aren't enough
Is he from Florida
That's one Hella Saturday night he had planned!
DonnieandtheLowlifes
McGiver could've built a spaceship with that. Strange combo.
Sounds like a Redneck song gone bad!
Ain't no party like a Uranium party
This almost looks like a disheveled JasonHowell from the future.... crossed with Howard Hessman from WKRP in Cincinnati.
Which are also the ingredients to make a Mitch McConnell
Don’t hold him too long he’ll be late to the Trump rally. Thank god and Greyhound Laura Trump has set up a go fund me account to raise his bail.
That sick bastard had whiskey?
fallout
Oklahoma to Florida... hold my beer!
cobleedingheart
Kan da umulig være Øyvind 'elg' Elgenes. Han slår meg ikke som typen som går rundt med uranium I bukselomma.
Sounds like a fun weekend
He looks Super dangerous. In America there are so many crazy people and all are armed with the full force of the American constitution
Are you sure this was Oklahoma and not Florida?
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Go big or go home, right?
I gotta get to that party!
A movie set?!? SMH
I saw this earlier, and my reaction was, Oklahoma? This looks like a FLORIDA story!!!
Just another drive to the lake in Oklahoma. Not sure why so much attention.
On his way to Area51
And that was just Friday for him lol
Doc?
This dude knows how to party.
Sounds like a new Cormac McCarthy novel.
In Oklahoma the uranium is the only thing I find puzzling. Is this a new ingredient in meth?
“Leave the rattlesnake, take the cannolis...err...uranium”
Hm, Oklahoma. What was your first clue?
This dude knows how to PAR-TAY!! yeehaw
Sweet J
And duct tape.
blurbette That’s heavy metal, dude.
Are all people who live there that ignorant? Just asking for a friend.
That’s bad?
Wonder if the snake was drunk, that surely makes a difference!!!!! Ya think?
What could go wrong!🙄😂😂😂
Is he from FL?
Snortin' uranium dust, drinking whiskey and shooting up rattlesnake venom. This has hit country song written all over it!
This is one scary dude
Hmmmmmmmm Uranium?
I wanta party with that guy
Better check the trunk.
I’ll be honest had this headline not started with Oklahoma Police I would’ve bet good money this was a Florida headline
Now it’s a party
Another honkey. Whaddya know?
Look at that brown skinned terrorist ... yeah. Home grown white.
Amazed this isn't Florida
Move over Florida!
This man is from the future
It was a hell of a patty.
Doc Brown just got back from the future
No chainsaw? Seems like there should have also been a chainsaw.
A Gun, radioactive what? Good thing he was white. 🤔
Oh good. It wasn’t... “ Florida man....”
Shouldn’t he have a red hat?
anblanx You spelled Florida wrong.
Moral of the story: DON'T get STOPPED...
MGC3I What the hell? Did this guy get the recipe for Meth wrong or does he know how to make powdered Uranium?
What 😡!!
Sounds like one of the baskets on 'Chopped'.
Oklahoma is still the wild west.
Was this his car?
livinghisbestlife and yourmoveflorida
Trifecta right there - “routine” in this day and age just doesn’t have quite the ring to it as it used to.
He must not be taking the Paul George and Russell Westbrook trades well
Is it me or does this look like House actor hughlaurie? :) Something you're not telling us Hugh?
We are seeing a hypocrisy happening straight from the good one USA. Uranium fir tge second time in 2 weeks found. That stuff is NIT lying around just anywhere. Think America think.
Underrated headline
😱
GOD.....Did you forget about WHY did you send me on this Earth GOD......There is a complete mess presently....at ur planet.
That’s the start of a movie right there.
GOD......Please think about my PLAN asap.....Otherwise......If I die you won't get any other person like me to CHANGE your planet in the RIGHT direction.
GOD......Please think about my PLAN asap.....Otherwise......If I die you won't get any other person like me to CHANGE your planet in the RIGHT direction. GOD.....Did you forget about WHY did you send me on this Earth GOD......There is a complete mess presently....at ur planet.
If he was trying to create a super-species of radioactive rattlesnakes, I'm all for it.
Dear, If Someone is saying 'He can CHANGE the World in RIGHT direction'. How would you react? 1- One Mad, Deranged or Mental health patient is sending Junk tweets? 2- Let him try something New? Why you shouldn't believe him? May be Its happening first time in this World?
Dear Brother & Sister, Please give me one Chance to fully CHANGE this World in the RIGHT direction. Someone please Tweet me back... like... 'What The Hell Are You Talking About'
Please help me in getting the opportunity to Write, Act and Direct such Movie produced by Bill Gates/Melinda. With GOD's grace I can do it because I don't have any of the bad habits mentioned in my Question. Wishing you & your family a great health & happiness.
Dear Brother/Sister, My Question - WHEN ? ....... Production of MOVIE...... to motivate our young generation to get freedom from all bad habits (Smoking,Alcoholism,Drug,PORN,Premarital Sex & Extramarital Affairs). .........to share the ideas for creating a peaceful world.
3-Create Social pressure...............Society can create this..........Just like..... they show difference to a Prostitute Family VS Highly Moral & Ethical Family.
Gov't can help in first two points 1- Add one chapter in our KIDs Textbook to show these are BAD habits & Explain its Consequences with Logical points 2- STOP glorifying it as freedom Leaders & Celebrities have to QUIT these BAD habits to show their MERCY for our Kids & Youth.
Not all heroes were capes!!!
Dear Supreme Court, BAN is not possible................................ ..BAN is not a Solution. Three points Solution ----- 1-Teach 2-Don't glorify as freedom 3-Create Social pressure
In other words, Wednesday.
mixed bag of nuts
DEAR SUPREME COURT..........HOPE............YOU ARE NOT SLEEPING LIKE OUR POLITICIANS. NOW A DAYS.......ALL POLITICIANS ARE BUSY IN DEBATE IN EVERY NEWS CHANNEL. THEY ARE LOVER OF ALL THE BAD HABITS......HOW COME OUR USA WILL GET HELP. OUR USA IS CRYING. PLEASE HELP.
TacosNSlurpees Prepping for Area 51
Dear Supreme Court, Could you please ask our Kids and Youth to QUIT Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex and Extramarital Affairs.........to minimize Prison & Hospital population......thus helping our AMERICA to reduce Crime-rate & Health care Budget. OUR USA IS CRYING.
I want to party with them!
Dear Supreme Court, When will you pass an order to teach our Kids & Youth that Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex and Extramarital Affairs are very BAD habits and......to explain its Consequences with Logical points
Dear Scientists, Could you please ask our Kids and Youth to QUIT Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex and Extramarital Affairs.........to minimize Prison & Hospital population..........thus helping our AMERICA to reduce Crime-rate & Health care Budget. OUR USA IS CRYING.
Just found... Dead bodies of some of my brothers & sisters is floating in the POND of Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex & Extramarital Affairs...in the biggest POND OF HELL. Could you someone please help me to FISH THEM OUT 😭😭? I would be forever grateful to you.
Both are interrelated...A person who has gone through the Premarital Sex...will definitely go for Extramarital Affairs....May be after few years of marriage. .because of habit of always trying New beautiful partner.
Don't say Premarital Sex is GOOD and Extramarital Affairs is BAD..... Either declare both as GOOD or both as BAD.Its Hypocrisy to be ULTRA-Modern in first case and too conservative in the later one.
Oklahoma again
First you have to QUIT these bad habits then only you can ask them to become an Ideal AMERICAN. Most of the Crimes & Health Issues are related to these bad habits. Please think about it seriously.
So basically, “ Repo Man”
Dear Brother & Sister, When will you teach ADULTS that Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex and Extramarital Affairs are very BAD habits and Explain its Consequences with Logical points
What the?
And whose surprise party was he headed to?
GUN is not a point........Knife also Works. You know that under the influence of Alcohol & Drugs.......MIND doesn't Work ? Smoking, Alcohol, Drug, PORN, Premarital Sex and Extramarital Affairs..........contribute........such Mental & Physical health status for several crimes.
my man knows how to party.
What kind of whiskey?
You are too Modern & Intelligent to fight against any of the bad habits. You can fight against GUN but can't fight against Alcohol & Drugs under the influence of which GUNs are being used. HOW RIDICULOUS !!!!!!!!!!!
OUR AMERICA IS CRYING FOR HELP...................BUT YOU CAN'T LISTEN.......... VERY SAD VERY SAD.............How many Mass shooting, heinous crimes & Mental and physical health diseases ....are you waiting for ?
I want to party with that guy!
look at this sweet prince
Was he from trumps Florida?
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