JonathanCohn fuck!
The shit people come up with
nandorvila girlpower
Alternatively, they could have gone ahead with the elections and, upon winning, nullified the result.
The onion
The only actual news source left in the US 😂
Politifact: PROMISE KEPT!
Price_isRight17
US can cancel democracy whenever it wants.... ELon Musk, probably
They don't miss.
nandorvila That’s a yasss kween moment! More👏female👏dictators👏
MayaWintersSMS Death to big Satan USA.
Please don’t give him any ideas...
in other news: Joe Biden has spared Trump complete humiliation by withdrawing from the presidential debate.
still_NunyaDB 💥
Great! Lets do it, Trump is in for another 4!!!
Bolivia is one of the those countries that was on the road to prosperity before US imperialism ruined it.
Don't give 'smart' idea to the man.
Give trump two weeks
😂😏
And now realDonaldTrump is like 😉🤔
Makes sense to me... lol
And we're beating Covid by undercounting deaths.
I’ve been reading the onion ever since I was 16 (16 years ago)-I didnt live in a place it’s distributed so I actually ordered the book you guys had, the compilation). Crazy how different shit is now. Actual straight faced fake news really didn’t exist like it does now
Classic US bringing 'democracy' to other countries when they barely have any themselves
to be fair that isn't entirely incorrect
The onion strays further from satire into the real world with every article. Bravo, you guys literally don’t miss
Great content
Kkkk
JeanineAnez
As a person with family in Bolivia this is hilarious
automatonomega Well played . This is a good one.
Whoops they accidentally snuck a real headline in here
Isn't that what almost happened in the US...
Trump administration lauds Bolivian efforts to combat voter fraud by kidnapping voters using secret police.
It's even funnier when you know that there was no election fraud in the first place and Evo Morales was removed from power because America wants business friendly fascists in power worldwide.
The Onion has been amazing lately 🔥🔥🔥
You guys doing any jokes about Biden avoiding a debate or is this election just too important even for serious satirists such as yourselves?
Steven Miller: now let’s do it here
You guys rock yo
Okay Onion, this is good. 👌
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