such a selfless fellow; always looking out for our worst interests.
why does it feel like this might actually happen for the first time
bdragon74 scottlincicome
Not satire though. 😐
I thought this paper was satire 🤔
myburningblade myburningblade the spelling is willingless*
But keep your hands off my Eggos
Remember when wrote outlandish, hard to believe headlines? 🤔
6O0 ON GD L
Bullshit. Leave me out if it. You don't know what you are doing
If we're talking organ harvesting and concentration camps then China is all ears, up until that point he's an amateur in that area.
Wait. Is this one of those is-this-REALLY-a-satirical-Onion-article? articles?
Not far from the truth.
Thought you folks did parody?
I will throw every American under the bus to get what I want.
I know from CodePink & TulsiGabbard that a corrupt Kremlin-backed authoritarian willing to destroy his nation for power is the best sort of leader. People worldwide will hold HandsOffTrump protests to oppose destabilising US regime change. ✊🏽 NoUSRegimeChange HandsOffTrump
*except for his
When you can’t tell if it’s real news or an Onion article until you see who posted it.
i think thats china that doesnt care
Winnie the Pooh Gambit
Lol
Lmfaoooo. Whyyyyy 😂😂😃
🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶✌️
JohnnyRadio WOW!! Wtf? 😱
I wish would go back to satire instead of just reporting news.
Funny because it truu -u-u.
Is this real news or not cause this shit isn't funny at all
empowergracewi What an appalling thing to say about Americans! tRump is an appalling person.😡
I’m going to steal this- for home
RealNews
This is sadly too accurate
so he hates us as much as we hate him
Nope. Not at all like Hitler. Not at all.
Excepting his own.
Getting kind of bored. You guys keep posting real shit
Kissing china's ass satirically of course
We want satire
Hey! You're supposed to publish satire not real news.
i’m dead. when are y’all finna start printing satire again?! 🤧🤔😂
I light a candle for you every day, you poor bastards. Hang in, this to shall pass.
i don't get it. what's the joke?
Trump to Xi :’ you are the only ones who don’t give a crap about your citizens’
Every American's well being - except his own.
I thought this was a satire site?
malaciouso Damn I thought this was real for a sec lol. Got me.
Everyone wants a good paying job with benefits and still wants to go to Walmart and buy a 100 flat screen TV. Pick one.
Onion posting real stories now makes it lose traction and credibility 🤨
Start printing satire, dammit.
This isn’t even funny anymore
The Onion posting real articles now?
They already know.
This is so close to fact that it’s even funnier.
China already sacrifices ... it's own ✔️
war comes at a great cost. Its a trade war not a trade friendship
Hes an insult to John Candy in Vacation. with that mouth.
Actually this headline is NOT satire!
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