Trump Vows To Eat All Surplus Pork Products China Refuses To Import

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Mac_McAdoo Just deep fry it in Crisco and serve it with French fries.

This whole thing is so fake like come on do your god damn research

jjjinvesting And people will take him literally like usual

Finally, he didn't lie about something.

InRodWeTrustMTL Pork for a PORKER

Maybe, but he'll never pay for it...

Too funny.

What good is that if he's just eating it and not buying it?!?!?! Cash sales only realDonaldTrump! Your Russian credit is no good with American Farmers!!!!!

Bahahahahahah!

amber_alp

All of that pork is so raw, I can hear it scream BlueLivesMatter.

he’s got my vote

“Pork is great. I love pork and pork loves me. My nickname growing up was Lil Piggy.” - Donald Trump NewTownBurnout

Excellent. He also is saving Mar-a-Lago

I though you were a satirical ‘news’paper

HMGracey Turn it into a McRib and he will eat Triple the amount.

This is real, right?

President pmurT is a pork product. I apologize to all pigs that this tweet might offend.

27 Aug 19

Ouch, must hurt double after China had to cull millions of pigs following the swineflu outbreak

isn't that already pulled pork taco tuesday, I think a better idea would be for Trump to use the pigs as doubles for when he needs to go on the run, just put wigs on them and it will confuse law enforcement with all the false reports of his whereabouts...

Pig eating pig, perfect!

And ?

He looks familiar

Can't wait for this new season of Porkin' Across America

Now that's some pork barrel spending!

Bringing back the McRib to own the libs.

Pigley

Pig Eats Pig: Final, irrefutable proof that TRUMP HAS PORKED TONGUE!

I thought this was supposed to be satire.

. One small step for man One giant leap for mankind. TrumpTwerp realDonaldTrump . .

I’ll help! Send some my way

Orange man Vows To Eat All Surplus Pork Products China Refuses To Import

funniest thing i've read all day outside of my own work

Story checks out.

Be👏🏻!Better👏🏻!

Yawn. TheBabylonBee has left you in its wake now. Sad

And Mexico's gonna pay for it.

Raw? Or am I hoping for too much?

Oooh! Cannibalism!

Pork Wow racist against Muslims much?

yeah... probably not.

Pork Favor ?

cpoljunk Looks like the McRib is coming back!!

finally, a president just like me.

KattFunny 😂😂😂😂

Irony is, from what I found, China owns most of our pork industry. Go figure.

The porker eating all the pork 😂

And wash it down with down with a clean coal and ethanol smoothie?

cause seeing fat starving people is not financially sound.

Good. He’ll be too busy to tweet.

I have nothing funny to say. The image of this.

Please don’t encourage cannibalism.

Thank you Mr President MAGA

denisesaturn Love you guys

China threatens to change all interal operating codes on US Microwaves rendering them useless.

He can dump the more rancid stuff on the 🇬🇧,just as soon as the new trade deal is signed.

Keep all arms and hands away from the table while he's doing this.

He really is anti-Semitic!

That’s a lot of McRibs.

Old pork belly himself.

That’s one action I’d actually support him on. heartattacknext

That's 30 to 50 feral hogs right there.

Can we get a Snopes eval on this statement please?

Surely cannibalism falls under 'high crimes and misdemeanors?'

Cannibal

valdes_osiris Damn... Now I'm hungry for pork.

Wouldn't that be called cannabolism?

It's gotta be hard for The Onion to compete with the real-life lunacy of Trump.

Donate it.

This could very well be true. 😄

It will be fun watching trump eat himself.

He’s making up for his bone spurs😂

I’ll get in on that

😂

He pretty much does this already when he eats all that fast food right?

And for lunch all the canola

I've heard rumours that he's been asking round the departments of Health and Agriculture as to the viability of this plan, asking one puzzled staffer to organise fittings for 'an enormous tuxedo'

snopes This seems like it might be fake news. Please take a look into it and get back to us ASAP.

The onion should run a story on this. Oh. This is the onion? This isn’t real. Hmm.

Are you saying he already hasn’t been?

So... an average meal for him then?

He's going to need a lot of ketchup.

Thanks Trump 🇺🇸

Trump 2020!

Not possible at all. Your talking many tons of meat and even a competitive type eater couldnt eat 10 pounds in a sitting. Learn

Chonk

wow. such a brave man.

And cholesterol will be our hero......

Yall on a heater

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