forcing his way inside with thousands of fellow insurrectionists, 37-year-old Trump rioter Joshua McSherry reportedly knocked on the Senate door Monday to ask about retrieving the set of car keys he had left behind while storming the U.S. Capitol b
uilding. “Hey, this is super embarrassing, but has anyone seen a key to a Ford Escape around here?” said McSherry, who gingerly poked his head into the room and mouthed the word “sorry” before edging to the front of the chamber to check for the missing keys under the dais. “I’m not interrupting, am I? I was just here last week smashing some windows in—I don’t know if you remember. I already checked some of the offices, but they weren’t there.
Well I don’t care about that- I want lesbos to be represented
AaronMostofsky
He’s been arrested today, woo hoo!
DistortbotB
Idiot...
such a great photo of Aaron Mostofsky on the FBI poster 3, photo 24. What a proud moment for papa judge.
Jabberant This is absolutely Radagast the Brown.
too soon
I was going to say great job on the parody photo
I laughed at first cuz i figured it was a photoshopped image. You onion geniuses! I chuckled to myself. Lo and behold however...
The last line of this story
phylogenomics Flashback to that scene in 'Sideways.'
That fox had to die for the stupidest reason ever.
oops, needs to return to wipeout dna.
Has he been arrested?
Spruced up version.
😂
Could you imagine if that was true?
This can’t be serious surely!?
Funny but funnier would have been Trump Flag, DTOM Flag, Stick, or Brick.
Lucky for this fellow the neo-nazis present didn’t find out he was jewish.
Don't tell me his mother was the one that died in the riot?
palebluedot666 imagine the shame this guy felt when he saw the viking guy at the riot
That picture....🤣🤣🤣
My deepest condolences to the writers at the onion. These must be very trying times for you in your attempts to write stuff that's more off the wall and recognizable as satire than what reality actually has to offer. Hang in there the best you can.
Do you validate parking
curttay
Now I can’t decipher the line between the crazy in reality and the parody of that crazy online
So wrong, yet ...
Trump Rioter totally looks like the mascot for The Onion.
orrrr he was locked out
raushannadhir
Again, the paper of record.
Awe this is one of the few people I wish weren’t charged. This person appears to have Aspergers and was likely provoked to enter the building at the behest of his brother. Him along with that old woman might be of too feeble mind to hold responsible.
I hope he got his keys back. Parking is expensive.
I can't discern fact from fiction anymore... :)
This guy has a real Seth Rogen on acid vibe going on.
Man, this guy looks like a hardened terrorist.
Honestly, I'm waiting to hear if this guy has been arrested since he's already been identified as a son of a Brooklyn judge.
I bet he drives a cross over according to his eyes
😊🤪
Our new Secretary of State.
yr_malpar
Don't you mean right-behind car keys?
🤣🤣 this guy perfectly encapsulates MAGA dumbf*cks
This is also his profile pic on Plenty Of Fish.
He is a Trump supporter but looks like a flat-earther.
I LOST MY HEARING AID!😜
I thought you guys only posted parodies?
leave the car nickturani
I knew it was parody when you implied he owned a car
Best shit I’ve seen all day
Please do not judge my followers. They know not what they do.
The cops let him in
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