‘Trump Is Finally Done, Trump Is Finally Done,’ Says Strait-Jacketed Opinion Columnist Babbling To Cup Of Applesauce

As productive if not more so that anything anyone else has done for years now.

JRubinBlogger

I REALLY hate politics but this legit got a chuckle out of me lol

I would love to have all the liberal democrats be put in straight jackets and placed in Psychiatric Facilities where they can share their bleeding heart feelings and socialistic ideologies to each other. Any who: TRUMP for RE-election in 2020 and GOD Bless this GREAT President!

The Onion must be losing too much of its readership to TheBabylonBee and decided to balance the perspective of its satire a little more.

Sorry, I fell asleep reading the comments below , so what’s the joke ?

Spot on.

Satire isnt meant to be real life lol

gailcollins

The onion finally pulls a bamboozle and posts a real story?

The joker is messing with tv again 👀

SoCalWoman I'll have you know that my applesauce is the QUEEN OF ENGLAND and i am no 'opinion columnist'..... My tumbler account has been suspended due to my offensive interspecies erotic cartoons.

these comments are fucking pathetic

AsteadWesley This is hilarious! Well done!

shut up

You guys are LITERALLY helping trump

Read that as communist and honestly same

Trump will win in Nov. But will not complete the second term..

This is so accurate it makes me weep.

It wouldn’t be satire if it was Mitch.

got em

I'll imagine this is Pelosi! Thank you.

The walls are closing in!

That's funny shit when you point out the obvious. And, it's pure satirical gold when the people to whom this would apply don't even get it.

Faux_Denim

Gail Collins is a legend!

It’s me. I’ve been this columnist for the past three years.

I can now only go to for real honest news

CloneDwarf Bombshell!!! The beginning of the end! Walls are closing in. He's finished. Bombshell!!! The beginning of the end! Walls are closing in. He's finished. Bombshell!!! The beginning of the end! Walls are closing in. He's finished. Bombshell!!! The beginning of the end! Walls are clo

JRubinBlogger

2015: He'll never get the nomination 2016: He'll never win the election 2017: He'll never last 4 years 2020: He'll never win re-election. I'm sensing a pattern

Genuinely surprised you guys haven't made a satire piece on people thinking Biden is some sort of holy figure sent forth by God himself to smite Trump out of office and restore ***A M E R I C A*** back to her holy grratness.

The Palmer Report's ears are burning.

The 6th extinction is finally here.

Motts unsweetened applesauce has always been a good listener

I'm getting pissed I've warned you before to stay out of my diary!

Isn’t that JRubinBlogger?

Literally just saw this on CNN.

Cup of Applesauce wonders “When will Disney finally change all those happy endings - make all evil bad guys win in the end to reflect real life ?”

GangNazbol What if he comes again for four more years!

Of course trump is finally done, I posted it on twitter, where anything posted comes true

FINALLY a story that seems like a bit of a tall tale but is an accurate portrayal of the radical left

Hey, Gail Collins is cool! She has a sense of humor which I think protects her from snapping.

Ah. I see they’ve finally got the smoking gun

So The Onion is finally funny again! 😂😂😂

This is disgustingly ableist. Try to be better?

Lmao, this is good

Is that Susan Collins?

The walls are closing in.

thought that was emilia clarke for a sec

“I have a feeling that this may be the beginning of the end” - every WaPo opinion piece since 2017

FlyThaiMMA HBisLife it u

Should have just used JRubinBlogger's picture

Endless 'blockbusters.'

Tragic! Hope for a speedy recovery!

What is dead may never die

'Today Is the Day Trump Became President of the United States', Smugly Answers Chad Pundit for 1,265th Consecutive Day

😆😡

Hey how about you shut it

lmao

Lol perfect

Bend the knee

Can Trump be done? Please? Maybe then the onion might get funny again?

Is this Taibbi or Greenwald?

Bernie lost, so you went with your second choice, and now there's been weeks of polls of him down 10, and then what are you going to do?

Mister Trump, Who I Do NOT Support

I wish I didn't remember when the Onion was good.

Trump is gay.

hahahahahahahahahahaha omg, really? that's humor?

Trump has only just begun !!!!my dear sweet lost soul

I TOLD YOU, PUDDING CUP, KNOCK IT OFF!

This is every article on r/politics

hilarious that this could apply to JRubinBlogger. 😂

Bye trumpy

Painfully accurate. A couple of years ago, when I said there's nothing Trump could do to make his followers stop supporting him, I didn't intend it as a challenge.

Based?

This is spot on

Yikes man, thought you weren't gonna run this one until 2033?

I strongly identify with the columnist. But I am always disappointed when I see people defend Trump’s shitty behavior

Le_Jokerman

cnn nytimes

'The walls are closing in'

Altook That's Karl Pilkington in his wig!

darylmox Is that the MA attorney general?

Wait till he's dead and buried guys.

Yup me, every time. My nickname is ‘Le Mythe de Sisyphe’

This is well deserved. People still pretending that anything matters anymore really get on my nerves.

Hate to tell you but not by a long shot!!!!

She just wants attention - give her a blanket and a night night pill

😅😂🤣😂😅😍

This is literally JRubinBlogger

JRubinBlogger

redsteeze Jennifer Rubin

Love seeing Trump supporters so giddy about their morality being so bankrupt tha Trump can never lose their support no matter how bad he is.

I feel like this is ableist.

The walls are closing in

Finally, something to replace 'ah well.... Nevertheless'

United States Latest News, United States Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

Will New York’s High Society Finally Turn on Ivanka Trump?Let’s count the national atrocities that Ivanka Trump, a senior adviser to the President of the United States, has weathered with few public reprimands from her former and current social circle in the upper echelons of New York society. There’s been Charlottesville, kids in cages, and the Muslim ban. Not sure who's included in the dated term 'high society', but I know plenty of New Yorkers who have avoided the Trumps like the (pre-Covid) plague for years, referring to them as everything from con artists and a mob family, to glitzy white trash. It already has
Source: YahooNews - 🏆 380. / 59 Read more »

Joe Biden Is Finally Outpacing Trump OnlineWith a new wave of Facebook ad spending centered on Trump’s recent missteps, Biden’s team is ramping things up just in time. Joe Biden finally learned where the iPhone camera was on 'that rectangle thing.' Just in time for what? To continue avoiding responsibility for everything happening right now?
Source: VanityFair - 🏆 391. / 55 Read more »

The gender gap between Trump and Biden has turned into a gender canyonFirst Read is your briefing from "Meet the Press" and the NBC Political Unit on the day&39;s most important political stories and why they matter.
Source: YahooNews - 🏆 380. / 59 Read more »

Asked for a social justice plan, Trump comes up short (again)As Democrats unveil ambitious legislative plans, Trump was asked for his plan to combat systemic racism. His answer was emblematic of a larger problem. MaddowBlog apparently you ignored my social justice plan, where you lower your net worth to 500K, give the rest to the poor. This should be a law for every citizen. ! PAY THE POOR. Social injustice is financial injustice and you come up short. Putz MaddowBlog 'Social justice' is, in itself, an ill-defined joke. How can you plan for a joke of a problem? Disclaimer: I didn't read this drivel of an article from MSNBC MaddowBlog Duh
Source: MSNBC - 🏆 469. / 51 Read more »

Will protests help Donald Trump as they did Richard Nixon in 1968?Nixon ran as a Republican challenger to an incumbent vice-president, casting himself as an agent of change. Today the parties’ roles are reversed It's time WE ALL come to the realization that Trump's only interest is his re-election & that Trump couldn't care less about anything or anyone else. Trump will say and do anything he thinks will secure his re-election, even endangering other people's lives. Trump's no leader. Nixon said to the public. He had a 'secret plan' to end the war in Vietnam. Trump already used that for the Talaban If I see this comparison again I’m going to lose it.... you can’t run on law and order when you’re a 4th year president !
Source: TheEconomist - 🏆 6. / 92 Read more »