Trump In India Hails Blossoming Relations Between The 2 Planets

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AHMEDABAD, INDIA—Representing the United States during a diplomatic visit to India, President Donald Trump hailed the blossoming relations between the two planets during a rally Monday at the 110,000-seat Motera Stadium. “Although we may come from different worlds, and our civilizations are separated by millions of lightyears, the bonds we share are still incredibly powerful,” said Trump, who marveled aloud at the strange vegetation and peculiar culture of the foreign planet, remarking to aides that the inhabitants of India were “a lot like us,” despite their extraterrestrial origin. “When I landed here in my flying craft after a long journey at warp speed through multiple galaxies, your entire planet came out into the streets to welcome me as if I were a member of your own species. That’s something I’ll never forget. May our two countries continue to exist in interplanetary harmony, sending a message of peace to the rest of the universe.” Trump later complimented Indian prime minister Narendra Modi’s efforts to combat the intergalactic Muslim threat that puts their shared star system in danger.

 

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Vishnu, will have you for this...

Trump probably asked Modi why he was wearing a dress.

He assumes this is where Mike Pence is from, super confused why they are all brown.

Hmmm? I didn't know that your dimension also has planets close to each other! Very interesting.

Dear The Onion, please stop with Trump, I momentarily looked for the play button.

They're now both on the same planet called Fascius.

Very believable

Only Nixon could go to China

Planet of the apes!

'Trump later complimented Indian prime minister Narendra Modi’s efforts to combat the intergalactic Muslim threat that puts their shared star system in danger.' nyc one.

India isnt another planet its just a diffrent country were all still part of the same planet earth. Learn

Thanks, space force! Very cool!

Narendra Modi sitting there having to act like he gives a shit about Trump

lmfao

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