Trump Doubles Down And Offers Bill Belichick 3 Presidential Medals Of Freedom

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wally_polischuk The trouble is the two of them are kind of similar in that they stretch the rules more than anyone anticipates. Bill's antics are in a game. Trump's have deadly consequences.

trump cheapens everything he touches.The Medal of Freedom is a special award for meritorious contributions to this nation. 1 day after DC riots trump gave out Medals to 3 golfers.he gives them out like Mc Donalds happy meal toys.This honour has lost its 'honour',

Where is the lesbians medal? We do a lot for this country and I am sick of Biden having all the fun with his leg hairs rubbed up and down

Where are the lesbians? I don’t think Trump appreciates all us lesbos do for this country!

And a bonus Trump steak.

nicoleperlroth 😆😆😆😆

jbarro I believe those have been renamed The Presidential Medal of Treason.

m_anderson2015 Lol

I really respect that he turned it down.

Throw in an extra first round pick and we have a deal! Lol

If it walks like a schmuck, & quacks like a schmuck, it's a LAME SCHMUCK. LameSchmuck

And $100 dollar bill with Trump's signature.

What an fool. It is common knowledge the Bill loves rings, not medals.

Probably should have offered the medal and a football team.

Wouldn’t that be... Tripling down?

Wouldn't that be tw... No it's trump. you're right 3.

one for each finger. wait. nvm.

Too bad he couldn’t bribe him with a pardon just to sweeten the pot

Hahahahahahah

6 medal of freedoms

I love math.

Mr. Belichick, why wouldn’t anyone want to join the ranks of other distinguished Americans such as Jim Jordan, Rush Limbaugh and Devin Nunes?

With the news this week, that actually doesn’t sound entirely absurd.

Sure, 3 of them but all slightly deflated.

jbarro A Presidential Medal of Freedom hoodie with the sleeves cut off

Art of the deal

“doubles down” 😂😂

I'm waiting for the 'buy one get one FREE!' deal to get my Presidential Medal of Freedom.

breaking--belichick convinces trump to bet his white house walking money on the bucs!

Going all in on the medals bigly!

He'd probably throw in a night with Melanie if it did the trick.

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