Tire Salesman To Hit Them With A Little Razzle-Dazzle

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We are all tired of his old sale tactics

Razzle dazzel, as in... Charge people over list price?

'Used' tire salesman.

Yeah and it really hurt. He didn't have to chuck it so hard.

He hit me with a car.

You really need the extended warranty, had a couple in here last week, God rest their souls, skipped the warranty and now their kids don't have anything.

Also: window dealers at a nerd con.

🎶'Back since the days of old Methuselah, everyone loves the big bamboozaler...'🎶

Tires are good. No tires are bad.

Toby Determined still trying to make it happen

This one hurts

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