‘This Tastes Like Nothing, I Must Have Coronavirus,’ Says Man Who Has Only Eaten Mac And Cheese For Last 8 Meals

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I feel attacked

stevezaragoza That’s cuz u eatin that nasty ass Kraft Mac n cheese malarkey

Canadian checking in. Saw mention of potential Kraft Dinner so doing my part.

so yeah just hold the spoon up like this high. oh yeah and put some mac n cheese on it. alright ok yeah so just look a little to the left- no my left. ok and dont smile, yeah ok and there we go, alright. no i dont care what you do with the mac and cheese

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Actually feasible, as one of the effects of CV is losing the sense of smell, which incidentally is essential for sensing taste, strange as it may be....but then your jokes are mostly truth bombs, so.

Only 8? He must come from money.

FlowDelPhoenix1 I'd say, sympathetically, close your eyes when you eat. But that would be messy. Hot sauce? Onions!

breaking news: kraft now supplying covid-19 testing kits to millions

Slow news day?

cuz hes going crazy. thats funny.

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