Things New Yorkers Hate Most About L.A.

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Let’s face it, you’re not a real New Yorker unless you hate the following things about Los Angeles.

The pigeons in California are healthier, cleaner, and walk around with a glow that just lets you know they’re feeling good.The burning hatred New Yorkers have for Los Angeles residents comes down to the fact that there are not nearly enough 9/11 museums for New Yorkers to stop by to remember the attacks.There are a ton of restaurants that try to even it out by adding various meats and beans, but it’s just not a New York bagel.

Every New Yorker dreads the long train ride from Union Square to downtown Los Angeles, spending three days crossing 3,000 miles without sunlight, food, or bathroom facilities.A Variety Of Mild, Superficial Differences Used To Foment TribalismList slidesMost New Yorkers have never seen a parking lot before, and those vast lawless driving spaces tend to frighten them.

Unlike Angelenos, New Yorkers would struggle to live under the constant fear that Drescher could end them at any moment.

 

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Funny. Them 212s are hilarious!

Things San Diegans hate most about LA

Will I never learn? I clicked, and the page starts to load, but then stalls. Do you realize how many tweets I could read in the time it takes for to load a single web page? Jeeze.

You can't make a right hand turn from the left lane.

Will I never learn? I clicked, and the page starts to load, but then stalls. Do you realize how many tweets I could read in the fine it takes for to load a single web page? Jeeze.

One case where M.A.D. is not only acceptable but wholly desirable.

As a Brit I know one thing about L.A. You built it in a Quake zone, then blame some poor Mexican for it and say it's San Andreas's Fault.......

The always have their feuds.

That they can’t be here?

Yes new Yorkers hate that McDonald's

“Which is better? Botulism or salmonella?”

BECAUSE MOST NEW YORKERS DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PARKING LOTS. WE HAVE CENTRAL PARK.

you know after the argument with my mom over how possible it is to extract the fear chemical from any brain let alone a baby's I'm surprised Onion hasnt done satire on adrenachome or adrenachrome. And black baby fear is soooo much sweeter and stronger apparently.

Who would move from NYC to LA

Implying the subway car isn't in fact itself a bathroom facility.

lmfao the flat bagels

Pigeons are not homeless. Can Caruso do for homeless for pigeons can do themselves?

Can't wait for Pizza Rat to go viral

This is too good.

Seagulls, too. I wish they all could be California gulls.

__apf__ MsJacksonNM JocelynAwakens

Things I like about LA, view down the hill to the Manhattan Beach pier, tall palms, pickup basketball at Venice, Mulholland Drive, finding free parking opposite NBC, 2 c Fallon/Leno, stuck on 405, chatting with motorcycle cop while he lights his cigarette.

محمد قاسم نے بہت سارے خوابوں میں دیکھا ہے کہ عمران خان اپنی بہترین کوششوں کے باوجود پاکستان میں جدوجہد کریں گے اور ناکام ہوجائیں گے۔ جانئے کیوں محمد قاسم کے خواب اب سچ ہورہے ہیں اور پاکستان اور اسلام کے لئے کیا پیغام ہے؟ حقیقی_آزادی_مارچ ۔ -

Can confirm.

People who make broad generalizations about specific segments of the population all have low credit scores and small penises...

Some were funny, some weren’t

Bagels al pastor, pls.

Thoughts? california nygov NJGov

There's no smell. Like when you walk down any street in NYC and this smell comes out of nowhere, smacks you in the face and takes your wallet.

jschlatt You live in Texas now but still

Keeping it allll the way 100, I don’t think New Yorkers have an opinion on LA other than it being Vaca spot imo.. so idk about that hate part lol

Fuck new york. L.A. forever.

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