Photo: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images Drama is afoot in the Dutch queer penguin community after two gay lovers with a reputation for trouble stole an entire nest of eggs from a neighboring lesbian couple at the same zoo.
Within the queer penguin community at large, fostering eggs is relatively common: On multiple occasions, zoos and aquariums have gifted unhatched eggs to gay and lesbian couples exhibiting behavior that suggests they’re desperate for a chick, like building mock nests out of pebbles.
What’s more, this isn’t the first time the fellas have resorted to unlawful action: Just last year, the same couple stole an egg from a different penguin family and faced zero repercussions for doing so. It’s no wonder, after that egg didn’t hatch, they felt emboldened to steal again. Meanwhile, the female penguins have no recourse.
While the lesbian couple are the victims here, it’s unlikely the boys will get the happy ending they so desperately desire. According to the zookeeper, there’s a decent chance that the stolen eggs were never fertilized, meaning chicks may never hatch from them. When you think about it, it’s really quite sad — for all penguins involved.
manubarem luli_aloqmfala caroline_fazan. famosa baguncinha
This needs to be a TV show stat.
Hope all the eggs hatch! At least there will be enough babysitters !!
My personality is somewhere between Erin Brockovich and Jody Foster. You know I dont find any of what is going on funny. My son is also suffering because of them.
AlBatrick
👏
lucasofri Man's World!
Damn. You would think these two couples would work together on making some viable eggs or something. Just being practical.
Standing on the same egg does not make you 'gay'. Are the males anally receptive? (Voluntarily, not when a horny walrus rapes them.)
😆🤔😱🤭😥🎢 “Hopefully the zookeepers will step in and give everyone free eggs soon!” ❤️
Those eggs ain't mine! We're going on 'Maury!'🚫🥚
The L Word we deserved!!
hahaha
Another desperated, but sad, try to establish LGQBTblablabla as the new normal
This is the future liberals want!!
OlandeseRoma Gay drama? What’s new?
One of those lesbian penguins has some explaining to do regarding those eggs.
Come on 2020!!!
Penguins name is Milo.
Them penguins been watchin’ lifetime
....
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol just like with humans gays bully lesbians and we just go 'awe' and let it happen
Very astute observations—thanks for describing what you see!
Where is Nick Park (Wallace and Gromit, Feathers McGraw) when you need him?
Joe Biden’s son took bribes on his behalf from China and Russia
BarryNishizawa the world needs you.
Welcome to the penguiniarchy
Would this be considered a black and white on black and white crime? Do the lesbian penguins wear Birkenstock’s? Asking for a friend.
TheBabylonBee? Is that you How'd you get signed into the NYMag's twitter account?
I'm so disappointed that so many people don't realize that eggs are laid even when they aren't fertilized. Having eggs /= pregnant
Male penguins, instinctively, sit on the eggs, wintertime in Antarctica
Where’d the eggs come from?
If it ain’t Dutch it ain’t much
Excuse me, I sincerely hope you asked those penguins if they were gay and lesbian. We don't even know if they identify as penguins. Don't be speciesist, please.
Someone want to teach them basic biology?
How did the lesbians get eggs? Science majors report
Patriarchy for the win!
Based
How did they get pregnant if they are lesbians?
Animals shouldn’t be apart of the LGTBQ community.
This is news. Wow.
Brave and stunning
First of all. Remember these guys from last year? You wld think that after being caught once they wld think twice. Also - why do gay men have to be super mean to lesbians? Also - they took TWO apartments. Likely knocked down the wall between and put in double dishwashers.
Where is Leslie Knope? smrtgrls
Raising Arizona for LBGTQ Penguins, Raiding Amersfoorte
HBO should do its thing. I’m here for it
I love this 🤣
THIS is why we want our own bars!
IjeomaOluo solomongeorgio you said you wanted local gossip.
Hello Pixar
Because they are Dutch.😀
Gay drama just never escapes us! No matter the species 🙄🤦🏽♂️😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
This is the content I’m here for...
I got to the end of the article and was gleeful it was the same penguin couple from last year. They are committed to each other and egg theft.
IjeomaOluo This sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.
So is their “reputation for trouble” held by the penguin community or the zookeeper community? Or both? Double trouble? 🤯
serenity22 😂😂 gay Penguin life it's just as dicey as in the human habitats
IjeomaOluo FuckingMenForRealTho
IjeomaOluo Don’t let Disney get ahold of this script!
IjeomaOluo The great egg heist!
Wait, who’s the father?
Of course, it’s Amsterdam
IjeomaOluo I would watch this animated short.
IjeomaOluo rude
What’s going on in the gayborhood?!
IjeomaOluo I didn’t know I needed this.
Oooh this is messy like as the world turns 😂😂
😲🤣
And penguins are actually quite flexible.
Would be weirder if it were a different zoo
Materwelonz This should be a CSI episode
LMAO
GraceAndFrankie NetflixIsAJoke
Ant_Cami
amparodice
DesuScorpion
zstannas os gays n deixam as saficas em paaaaz KKKKKKKK
This is the best thing I've read today... Lmao... Somebody needs to give them fertilized eggs and let them live their dream to be parents.
Wilddd
RebekahCummings - And Tango Makes Three Part 2: Tango’s Revenge! Just in time for the Halloween season :)
We need Leslie Knope here
SusannaLHarris
The gays are F IIIIIGHTIIINGGGG : (!!!!
Leave the gaybie penguins alone!
gordonkeith
This would make a great LMN lifetime movie.
Ok would watch every episode of this reality tv show, get on it BravoTV 🤣🤣🤣
Trey_Explainer 😂😂😂
this raises so many more questions for me. 🤣 let the queer drama commence.
Like Grace and Frankie, buy penguins😂
_uTwit29 'Reputation for trouble' cracked me up
DFurchtgott I’ve heard about emperor penguins doing this. Scofflaws.
erik_kaars Natura est deus in rebus😎
obsessed with this headline
erik_kaars Amazing how 'the cut' makes animals who are clearly being traumatized by zoo life into an amusing anecdote
Since the thumb doesn't say, I like to think that the neighbors aren't penguins. Like they rolled up in the house and raided this couple's fridge. The next day they were all 'wtf is for breakfast now Cheryl?'
Essa matéria kkkkkkk rr_leal
foxeylady__ KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JessDepri
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aluisavogel
GaibhinMcG
Sun_sunnieflow eu tenho muitas perguntas sobre esse título
SergioMF98
Hey, Pixar, I’ve got a movie pitch for you.
Os quitan el trabajo elmundotoday
“Get me Pixar on the phone NOW!!”
KateAdored Lmfao
Woltfren bi bakçan mı? Abdbdbd
nocontextpawnee
dodgybananas
I am a: ⚫ Man ⚫ Woman 🔘 Gay penguin couple with a reputation for trouble Looking for a: ⚫ Man ⚫ Woman 🔘 Entire nest of eggs from a neighboring lesbian couple at the same zoo
Ooh, I think I've seen this episode of Parks and Rec!
I blame Leslie Knope for this.
OMG! 😂😂
Zoodom and Gomorrah...
Toxic masculinity.
This is no laughing matter JusticeForTheLesbianPenguins
Gay on gay crime in the penguin world, boys.
Would be crazy if they stole the eggs from a different zoo
Us gay men, we're the worst.
AlanSarapa This better than any storyline on all soap operas right now.
Please princessology come get your children!
Licursed
TheJaspIann ❤️
❄ be gay do crime
Wait, lesbian penguins?🤔
introvertgay
AdrianaSuaDero
Where's that dang contract? How many eggs to those who provided the sperm & how many for those who laid the eggs? Nobody gets the whole clutch you little gangsters. 😁
WHATSHKSNS 😭😭😭
ihaz2penguins what do you know about this situation?
Omg... 😂😂😂
nocontextpawnee time to go to work
Are you sure they didn’t have an agreement?
notsoteenwitch
parksandrec 👀
This tracks
SraPatalogica k9726910 Que bizzaro essa história
enemigoprivado
I bet they aren't actually stealing them and the ladies are just letting their friends get some eggs. Mutual..aigds.
LeaKThompson No respect.....
leticiacmariano Lê EHEUEUUEUEUEUEUEU
LeaKThompson This seems like a topic for the Dr. Phil show
its_ilse_
why are we here
Wasn't this an episode of Parks and Rec?
analuizabitti
even lgtbdvd animals are cocky and trouble...
Cc seiji_muh
OK I think we're done for today, good job Internet!
The lesbians got those babies fertilized somewhere...maybe there are mediator penguins who can help?
Eu esbocei um sorriso gostoso hahahaha que doidice!
Oh ok so the world is literally an episode of parksandrec . Got it
jilltwiss 'Two gay penguins with a reputation for trouble' sounds like the start of a story you'd tell.
MayFOGO macielruth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh to be a gay penguin with a reputation for trouble
MathOrdakowski
DRAMAAAA..
I'm just wondering where the lesbian couple got the eggs.
LeaKThompson Love it!!
LeaKThompson Sitcom!
In the criminal justice system, the spheniscidae's are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
Best. Tweet. Ever.
alkestro
Pritzerola
LeaKThompson This needs to be a weekly show on AnimalPlanet
maisoutropedro corre aqui pra coletar material 😅
The chaotic energy in this post is everything I never knew I neeeded
Okay werk
Bastards
AudiobookMel 😳😳😱😱😱
rodrigodipos_a sharpquillets
I feel like they could work together somehow.
Dafuk
it’s a big and beautiful world
roybelly
Pixar you up?
theineffablen8
Dang Happy Feet 3 sounds intense
.There's security video.
nocontextpawnee
samchapmann 😂😂😂get this reality show on Animal Planet NOW!
This may be the best headline I've read in my life.
danisaacs
fallenframes_ fookinsurprises
I'd watch this series.
Love it!!!
😂😂😂
QuachWatch rickyftw EliotETC
😮
Dwam
nealornodeal the news we deserve
I love this warning.
How did they know they were homosexuals?
TheSickLullaby TeisonRinichiro
Wtf did I just read
Wanted for questioning
🤣😂🤣 penguins are psychopaths really
deray Haha, lesbians had to have stolen the eggs too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this The Penguins of Madagascar sequel?
This is the best fanfic prompt I've ever seen!!!👀👀👀👀👀👀
I need this in movie form
Those lesbians are going to mess those boys up.
ChrisCoteESPN bookmark this for the animal dr RonMagill next week
cachedeposits Us gays can be so shady.
When Animal Planet tries to shake things up with some BravoTV content.
EITMonline this heist needs to be discussed tomorrow
I'm imagining total fucking bitch Lindsey Graham stealing an egg from total fucking bull Laura Ingraham Laura's laughing sadistically because she knows Lindsey's gonna cry when it doesn't hatch
Someone needs to take one for the team here - and by one, of course I mean a load of ejaculate Doesn't take that long and you don't even have to kiss
Men amirite?
dumdumsen D! Your Dutch gay penguins are up to no good!! 😭🐧🐧🥰
I know these penguins are described as gay, but are the penguins actually doing rude penguin things together or are they just in a bromance with their BFF like all other men? I’m having trouble picturing their same sex activities...
deray THEY ARENT GAY/LESBIAN PENGUINS....
This is the future liberals want
Divas 🙄
netflix have I got a pitch for you.
Man, the writers of Will & Grace must be wishing they could've written this into their show.
In my next life I definitely want to be a gay penguin with a reputation for trouble.
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, share them around, fertilised of course💕
uvuIas
As jamessmurray said- save the drama for your penguin momma!
4tds_bundy The gay penguins just needed some eggs for their famous Sunday Brunch frittata.
What a headline.... Did the Keeper's get the eggs back?
katierogers Exile the gay penguins to Fire Island if they can’t behave.
Ryan Murphy’s “Happy Feet 4”
katierogers Suspects have been identified
billyeichner can we have your comment, please and thank you.
deray I bet the gay penguins are all republicans
The cis gay men are at it again
How soon before we can start filming a reality TV series at this zoo? 😂
deray San Francisco in a nutshell
deray Mike Pence claims the wild fires ravaging the West Coast are due to the immoral behavior of these penguins. He wanted to console the female penguins but mother was unable to join.
DoubleUHarrison The only way to solve this is a Hell in a Cell match
TomasJuan03 carlosorjuela89 buchakaman
dfriedman33 Gay guys are bullies man.
Be gay do crime
For the love of Dolly Parton someone please give these two penguin pairs some fertile eggs
disneyplus please make this movie.
LESLIE KNOPE NORMALIZED GAY PENGUINS
HeatherMagoun
😂😂😂
luana_salum
Sound familiar? 'Just last year, the same couple stole an egg from a different penguin family and faced zero repercussions for doing so.'
Of course this is in the Netherlands
Wow things are getting out of hand, looks like conservatives were right about Obergefell
nocontextpawnee
RodrigoCali
How did the lesbian penguin lay eggs ... without actually mating
jdry kinda bummed you didn’t report on this
grace_panetta oh boy
DemFromCT This has billyeichner written all over it.
Geez
milk_n_hunty
and you just know they all dated each other before, so there's that tension....
attn HeatherAntos
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