There’s Been An Explosion!

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Oh great where are we supposed to get our meth now

Now some chases, gun firing, a bad ass character and sirs, we have a successful movie.

Murtaugh: [sees Riggs about to cut the red wire.] Oh! Oh! Riggs: What? What? Murtaugh: A minute ago, you said blue! Riggs: Did I say blue? Murtaugh: Riggs, you said blue! Riggs: Well, I meant red. Murtaugh: You sure? Riggs: Well, look, Rog, we can do it your way if you like.

I've been expecting an explosion ever since I lit the fuse!

It’s just Joseph deciding that now is a good time to learn to properly fly.

I guess I did leave the gas on.

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It’s not the explosion that matters. It’s about how you walk away from it.

That happens every time I cum, it's so embarrassing especially in the supermarket vegetable aisle when I see a misshapen sexy carrot for example.

ohshit

That's cool. Well not in the cold kind of way. in the way that has nothing to do with temperature except in the metaphorical context of stepping out of the frying pan and into the fire or some equivalent.

Too soon, . Too soon.

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Tonight at 11:00PM EST, Every Jeffrey Epstein Owned Property Exploded Simultaneously. DOJ Blames Faulty Space Heaters.

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It must be TRUMP'S FAULT!!!

Shit... there goes the Death Star... Again...

playing my mixtape tends to do that :)

It's Russian

...of flavor!

Damn it, grandpa!

Hm?

“what does this button do?”

Awww man

Taco Bell, right?

black or pinto beans? it makes a difference!

Thoughts and prayers, anyone?

Accurate and detailed, as I have come to expect. Now this is news! 😆

Michael Bay explosions!!!

Watching Porn Hub?

OMG OMG OMG MY CHEVY WAS IN THAT WEARHOUSE NO NO NO NO

Thanks for the heads up

I was expecting a Minecraft creeper.

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