The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 13, 2019

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“Nobody is more conspicuously absent regarding customer service than me...”

Wouldn’t make it to his first 15min break ✋

he'll be lucky to get a job like that when we're through with him

Looking like the last of the buffet items at souplantation

And that's not even a doctored facial expression....

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